Still to be negotiated: whether Palin can enter the debate by driving her bus through a ring of fire.
I think CNN may be trying to kill us. They have announced who has been invited to their September 12th debate, and it includes, rather inexplicably,
two "candidates" who aren't currently even running for the office:
In a statement, CNN announces its line-up for the September 12 Tea Party Express co-sponsored debate in Tampa: Gov. Rick Perry, Rep. Michele Bachmann, Gov. Mitt Romney, Rep. Ron Paul, Newt Gingrich, Herman Cain, Rick Santorum, and Jon Huntsman. The network adds that Rudy Giuliani and Sarah Palin were invited: "Giuliani declined the debate invitation, while a Palin representative has yet to respond to it."
You've got to be kidding me, right? We're still pretending Rick Santorum is somehow worthy of inclusion over, say, Gary Johnson or Buddy Roemer, but somehow CNN is still so hard up for slots that they're inviting two Republicans who aren't even running? Are we all that hard up for Sarah Palin news, that CNN is desperate to generate some whether she's running or not?
Luckily, Rudy Giuliani declined the invitation. The debate is September 12th, which is of course the day after the 9/11 anniversary, and Giuliani probably figures he will not have recovered from his day-long screaming orgasm.