A revolutionary breakthrough in Republican IT was announced this morning. A newly developed holographic Ronald Reagan will join tonight's debate that fittingly is being held at the Ronald Reagan Library in the conservative enclave of Simi Valley, near Los Angeles. Speech recognition software in Holographic Reagan identifies the question's topic then uses a super computer it instantly searches over 3,800 of Reagan's one size fits all answers programed into Holographic Reagan's memory, selecting one that most closely matches the question. Holographic Reagan then responds using actual recordings of Reagan in surround sound with some echo effect added.
All the Republican candidates will be given first crack at each of the questions. Then Holographic Reagan will respond each of the debate question last indicating the "correct" answer. Then whichever candidate's answers comes closest to holographic Reagan's "correct" answers most often wins the debate.
Holographic Reagan was the product of a top secret multi-million dollar joint project by the RNC and the Reagan Library to revitalize the Republican Party's moribund message with some of Reagan's hollow Morning in America optimism.
On the topic of new IT and robots Comedy Central's cutting satire of Mitt Romney should not be missed.
Mitt Romney Has a Certified Pre-Owned Jobs Plan to Sell You
Appearing yesterday at — I kid you not — a truck dealership in recession-battered North Las Vegas, Nevada, Mitt Romney unveiled his plan to construct a "a job-creating machine in America," which will be run, of course, by America’s foremost business machine, Mitt Romney.
If the quality of showmanship is any indication, Romney's Salesforce software update is really paying dividends…
He appeared on a bright stage, surrounded by seven giant trucks, an American flag painted on metal cages, and a large banner that read, "Day One, Job One." His campaign distributed paperback books for the occasion that were titled, "Believe in America: Mitt Romney's Plan for Jobs and Economic Growth." Romney took the stage to the upstage country music of Alabama's "Roll On."
Romney also boasted that he was speaking without a TelePrompTer, as Obama often does, and instead referring to some scribbled notes on a legal pad.
Impressive, but curious tech watchers want to know: Why the scribbled notes? Was the Wi-Fi connection to Romneybot broken? These are not the IT standards I expect in Romney's America.
Comedy Central has Mittens' corporate candidacy pegged.