10: Assholes in giant trucks flying down the highway at high velocity, weaving dangerously in and out of multiple lanes, all while talking on a cell phone.
9: Dubya.
8: Christian conservative tea bagging lunatics who aren’t satisfied with their church-life AT church and decide to take the church to your kids by simultaneously foisting their religious and political ideology upon the children in public schools. And then subsequently reduce the funding for said schools.
7: Pro-Texan bumper stickers like, “I wasn’t born in Texas but I got here as quickly as I could.” Yeah? Well isn’t that enlightening? I wasn’t born in Texas, either, and thank god for that!
6: You know, I sure would like to go to some public place, like a shopping mall, without some cross-eyed nitwit asking me if I have a personal relationship with Jesus. Do these people not have anything else better to do?
5: Bumper stickers that read “Charlton Heston is MY President!” Charlton Heston is fucking dead. Maybe it’s time you update the slogans you’ve glued to your truck.
4: And while I’m on the subject of dumbass bumper stickers with meaningless phrases typed on them, I’m getting really tired of these macho guys with the “real men love Jesus” stickers slathered all over their gargantuan SUV’s. I’ve got news for you, real men think for themselves!
3: State and local governments arbitrarily limit the amount of water households use (for watering lawns, due the drought), but give unfettered, unlimited and unregulated direct access of water aquifers to the oil and gas companies that in turn pollute the remaining drinking water.
2: What is it with these people and their obsession with homosexuals?
1: Texas pride. Hey, it’s just a state, people … and not even a good one.