As an earnest and o-so-serious investigator of the ongoing environmental collapse, noted by few and bemoaned by only-a-few-more, I've recently realized that confronting the converging emergencies of overreach, overtoxicity, overpresumption, and overgrowth by way of rational discourse is no longer tenable.
Rationality does not triumph over belief. Sanity does not triumph over faith.
Consequently, we're launching a different model of affecting cultural change.
If we can harvest the interest in fashion, consumption, SEX, and boyfriends that Cosmopolitan does, then we can begin to change the hearts and minds of the body politic in ways that will pay dividends for decades.
By providing a glossy magazine that simply confronts the reality of our current situation and makes it sexy, we hope to stimulate the "you can have super-powerful orgasms" crowd to become socially active.
With a nexus of fashion, SEX, and practicality, "Apocalypse Today!" holds the promise of not just a new day in environmentalism, but an opportunity to define your nails by how much protection they can provide!
Not only are there "Six Flirty Techniques to Get a Meal," but Issue #1, "the HOT issue" confronts "18 ways to make him hungry for you" (and not in THAT way!!!!!), as well as how to "turn that truckbed into a love nest he wants to come home to!!"
Articles for future issues include "Shaking your way to sustainability," "How Sexy Is Your Garden," "Learning how to say 'I LOVE possum'," "Saying 'I DO' to the guy with a future," and "16 tips to SEX up your survival!"
If you think the world is going crazy, then this mag's for you -- even though it doesn't exist (yet!).