It has come to our attention that some of our minions are not completely clear on how to act in polite company.
Many of you may think etiquette is old fashioned so we have conducted a study and determined the most important rules that still apply today.
Rule 1) Make sure you acknowledge any special occasion as it makes others feel you care.
Rule 2) When attending a dinner party it's important to remember that you may not always like what is served, but asking for something else is impolite.
Rule 3) Wait patiently until you are served and wait until everyone is ready before you start to eat.
Rule 4) It is impolite to interrupt others when speaking, wait your turn
Rule 5) Inviting others to participate in your favorite activities is always a good idea.
Rule 6) Listening is an art form. Well timed responses and repeating back what was just said shows they have been heard.
Rule 7) Always call first before visiting.
Rule 8) When traveling, make sure you tip anyone who provides a service.
That's enough for now. Make sure you practice these rules and report back next week with how it's going.
Driving etiquette is a whole other subject that we will cover another day.
We hope you have learned something today. Come back next week for another installment of #sekritarmy etiquette.