Dr. Conspiracy over at the Obama Conspiracy Theory website had a harrowing encounter recently where he witnessed a Birther being killed in an auto accident.
The birther chip
After they took away the body, there was still a long wait while the police (and by this time there were no less than 8 cruisers on the scene) questioned me and the other witnesses, made their notations and took their pictures. I was just walking around, still pretty dazed, when in the road I spotted a piece of blood-smeared glass and in what I can only describe as morbid curiosity, I bent over to look at it (I’ve clearly been watching too much CSI). That’s when I saw it stuck to the glass: a tuft of hair and the chip. I don’t understand what possessed me, but I took the thing and put it in my shirt pocket.
After the accident he discovered a microchip which transmitted over WiFi, is of the same type as used in cochlear implants, and produces Delta waves which can be used to affect people.
What I found was patterns remarkably similar to delta wave EEG patterns associated with sleep in humans only a little distorted. When I turned off the wireless router, the chip output stopped. So the best I can tell is that the remote Internet site is feeding information that the chip converts to delta wave electrical patterns.
Further research will probably discover that many birthers and other right wingers are being controlled of influenced by these devices.
Discaimer: Doctor C has been known to pull a fast on now and then with his snark.
Mon Sep 19, 2011 at 8:18 AM PT: Doc admitted to the allegations that he made the whole thing up.