Oh, Michele. If only you could have waited a few more days, you may have gotten a movie deal. Instead, it's just another one of your wacky foreign policy statements:
Why would you normalize trading with a country that sponsors terror? There’s reports that have come out that Cuba has been working with another terrorist organization called Hezbollah. And Hezbollah is potentially looking at wanting to be part of missile sites in Iran and, of course, when you’re 90 miles offshore from Florida, you don’t want to entertain the prospect of hosting bases or sites where Hezbollah could have training camps or perhaps have missile sites or weapons sites in Cuba. This would be foolish.
Wow, excellent point. Except, of course, for the part about it not being true.
In Bachmann's defense, she did hear about it somewhere—perhaps from the same source who warned her about the dangers of the HPV vaccine—and when that 3AM phone call comes, a president must be ready to act on ... uh ... internet rumors and stuff.