Many would argue that macaroni and cheese is one of those sacred American dishes that just can't be tampered with. I disagree. I've done many things over the years -- some of them good, some of them not so good -- that would make some people reel in revulsion at my utter disregard for something as classic as mac 'n cheese. Don't get me wrong, I like me some classic homemade mac 'n cheese to an extent, but it just doesn't do it for me anymore. I get bored. I've tried everything from tomatoes to hamburger to even turkey. A guy I dated had a term for my perpetual experimentation: "mac 'n cheese blasphemy." It's a term I embrace. Our society needs blasphemers, and I'm happy to fill that role in my kitchen.
Since I moved to Houston, my taste buds have come to love anything with a Mexican or southwestern flavor. An omelette isn't an omelette anymore to me without Ro Tel and fiesta cheese. I can't even make a simple hamburger nowadays without throwing in some southwest chipotle seasoning. So, naturally, being the mac 'n cheese blasphemer that I am, I wondered how I could make mac 'n cheese Mexican and/or southwestern. The result? The best mac 'n cheese I've ever had in my life. Get ready to throw out everything you know about what makes good mac 'n cheese and have your life changed. But first, the obligatory word from our sponsor:
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After Googling ways to give macaroni and cheese a southwestern flavor, I ran across this recipe from Betty Crocker. I was more than a little skeptical at first. Something about throwing corn and salsa in mac 'n cheese didn't seem right (and that's coming from a mac 'n cheese blasphemer extraordinaire). But I decided to give it a try. And God, am I glad I did. Do yourself a favor: Bookmark this diary and try it.
Here's what you'll need: 2-1/3 cups of elbow macaroni, 1 cup of your favorite salsa, 1-1/2 cups of milk, 1 14.75-oz. can of cream-style corn, 1 11-oz. can of "fiesta corn" (corn with red and green peppers), and 8 oz. of cheese. When it comes to the cheese, the recipe calls for cubed process cheese product loaf. But I just bought an 8-oz. bag of shredded Mexican cheese, and it did wonders for the dish.
Making southwest mac 'n cheese is a very quick, simple process. First, put everything except the cheese in a large skillet. Even the macaroni. Mix it all up and turn the stove on high. Bring it to a boil. Once it starts boiling, turn the fire down to medium, cover the skillet, and simmer a good 10 or 15 minutes (or until the macaroni is nice and tender). Then, stir in the cheese. Voila! Southwest mac 'n cheese. This is what it looks like when it's all done (tell me this doesn't make your mouth water):
I advise using a bigger skillet than I used, because as you can see, I made a mess on my stovetop!
When I made this dish, I cut some flour and corn tortillas into wedges and baked them to make homemade tortilla chips. They went well with the mac 'n cheese. Then, just mix up a margarita (or, if you're like me, two or three or four), and you have yourself a meal fit for the gods.
Try it. Best mac 'n cheese you've ever had or your money back, guaranteed. And it makes a crap ton, so if you live alone like me, you'll be eating this for several days (and not complaining, trust me). Unless you have as little discipline around cheesy pasta products as me, in which case it's going to be gone in two days.
This is my "Oh My God This Is So F#$@%$& Amazing" face:
Chrislove approves. Sooooo cheesy and flavorful!
How do you like your mac 'n cheese?
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