With ten trillion dollars in future profits and savings on the table the Super Committee had a meeting behind closed doors to try smoking some homegrown weed provided by Herman Cain's campaign manager.
After the meeting the vote to legalize was unanimous. Oh, they voted to end all wars, investigate the FED, raise teachers salaries, release all prisoners convicted of victimless crimes and begin high speed rail construction in all fifty states. They agreed to meet again tomorrow, behind open doors, to resume the country's business.