With no campaign infrastructure, simple sounding but insane policy proposals, and a national book tour, it's clear to anyone paying attention that Herman Cain has no interest in actually becoming President and just wants to raise his profile enough to make the jump from radio personality to Fox News host. So right now rather than mock him for his current campaign, I'd like to offer him some advice for his future career. Without further ado, here are my 10 suggestions for his inevitable Fox News show:
10. If he wants a generic show like Sean Hannity's America, he could simply go with Herman Cain.
9. If he wants a hard hitting interview show like The O'Reilly Factor, he could go with The Cain Domain.
8. Maybe he wants to just relax, cash in, and have some fun like Mike Huckabee has with his variety show, then obviously he'd go with The Cain Refrain.
7. If he wants to play up his business experience, he can call the show Cain-sian Economics.
6. Maybe he's always wanted to go undercover and do an investigative show like John Stossel, then his show would be In Cain Sight.
But what if he wants to broaden his horizon's beyond Fox News:
5. If he wants a show on the Martha Stewart Channel, it'd be Home with Herman.
4. If he wants a show on the Travel Channel, it'd be The Cain Train.
3. If he wants to use his culinary experience on the Food Network, he'd call it Cain Sugar.
2. He's an avuncular millionaire, she's a tough as nails ex-cop, together they fight crime in Atlanta. They are Cain and Abel.
Ultimately though, there really is only one possible choice for him though:
1. Coming soon to a Fox News Channel near you, Citizen Cain.
Alright, so those are my suggestions, what're yours? Please share in the comments.
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