Camping, or as Peter King (R-Outer Doucheville) calls it, living in the dirt, must be stopped by all means -including extreme prejudice. The dirt-living people don’t even know how to camp properly.
First, you need one of these…
Behind which, you pull one of these….
Please color coordinate!
Then you find a beautiful park and pull in next to some dirt people sleeping on the ground in Chinese tents (ewwww)….
Here’s how the 1% do it right.