Here's Governor HeBlowsALot
His reputation's kind of shot
Is for free speech? No he's not
He's Governor HeBlowsALot
Emma tweeted to some friends
But that's not where our story ends
She was told to make amends
But fascism does this portend.
We still have free speech (if barely)
Brownback's simply not aware, he
Told Emma "Make nice or we
Will make things very hard for thee".
Exactly how does Brownback blow?
I'm so glad you'd like to know!
He's not that famous yet and so
It's off to Google I will go.
Wikipedia says that he
Is anti-choice for you and me
And Kansas has no arts agency
(The only state like that, you see).
Perry gathered folks to pray
Only Brownback showed that day
All other pols just stayed away
What else do I have to say?
Brownback thinks a flat tax is fair
(It hurts the poor, but he don't care)
If you're in Kansas please beware
'Cause Brownback is the gov'nor there.
So, we see Emma was right
And we hope she wins her fight
Casting Brownback in the light.
Will surely bring us much delight