Even Herman Cain's own website knows he needs cheering up.
Jed already showed you Herman Cain's
Women for Cain site, meant to show that all of these cruel women making naughty allegations about Herman were just "jealous," "unstable" and "husbandless."
But there's another side of Cain's website as well. A gentler side that encourages you to, well, encourage him:
Encouragement for Cain is the official page where supporters are invited to show their support, communicate their prayers and voice their vote for Herman Cain. Please take a moment to write Mr. Cain a note sharing why you feel it is important for him to stay in the race and become the next President of the United States of America! The Left is trying their best to discredit him because they fear him. We must unite and show Mr. Cain that he is not alone in this fight, but that WE THE PEOPLE stand firmly beside him and behind him.
We have to remember the real victim, here, in all these tales of sexual assault and decade-plus affairs. That victim: Herman Cain, and his dream of becoming supreme ruler of all he surveys, etc.
I'll say it right now: Mr. Cain, please don't drop out. Our country needs you. Your party needs you. Hell, I need you. Do you know how difficult it is for us to make fun of Mitt Romney? It's like laughing at a potted plant. Sure, maybe you could dress it like a little business executive and wheel it around like it was firing people and selling their businesses off for the scrap value, but that's a hell of a lot more work than just counting down the hours until the next woman you've known accuses you of being a repulsive, sorry example of humanity's worst failings.
We already lost Donald Trump. We were never granted Sarah Palin. Bachmann and Santorum we've got, but let's face it: They're not going anywhere. There will be plenty of time for Newt later. Right now, we need you.
So please, share your thoughts with Herman Cain. Put your encouraging words below, and perhaps we can be the inspiration that allows him to soldier on in these times of hardship. Please, Herman. For the sake of the nation, please don't drop out. You want a job, right?