This is from Mike Adams at Townhall
Trouble began for Allison when she was in junior high school. A boy named Barry fell in love with her and started asking her out on dates. She wasn’t interested in Barry. She did not even think she was old enough to start dating. But Barry was persistent to the point of making Allison nervous. So she talked to her parents in the hopes that she could get some good advice.
Because Barry was black, Allison’s parents urged her to go out with him at least once. As old 1960s hippies, they had marched with Martin Luther King, Jr. They wanted to make sure Allison gave Barry a chance and that her initial rejection of Barry wasn’t due to latent racism. “Who knows? You might end up liking him,” they told Allison. So Allison went on the date. It was an unmitigated disaster.
It should go without saying that Allison had a much more difficult time with Barry after agreeing to go out on a date with him. But she firmly and steadfastly rejected his advances even as they grew more assertive. When things started to overwhelm her, she did what she always did: she talked to her parents.
Both of her parents urged her to go out with Barry a second time. This time, however, the point of the meeting would be to negotiate the intensifying conflict between the two of them. “Let him know how uncomfortable he is making you and, above all, make sure he knows it’s just a matter of personalities. It has nothing to do with race. There’s no conflict that cannot be resolved by free and open communication.” Allison went on that second date. The evening concluded with Allison being sexually assaulted by Barry.
OH.MY.DOG!!
This is just the tip of the iceberg. According to Adams little parable, the hippie parents pleaded for leniency and Barry (from Illinois) went on to rape another woman. Meanwhile Allison ends up working in a topless bar, majoring in Womens' and African-American studies! (gasp!) And becoming a Liberal columnist!! It's a Shakesperean Tragedy but with racism instead of subtle character development.
By the way...
The story may be a simple one but that is okay. Liberalism is a simple way of viewing the world. It lacks the complexity and even the nuance of conservative thought. Although simple, this story is not actually true. It is an Ally-gory meant to show the depth of the divide between conservatives and liberals in America today. It is a divide so deep that it simply cannot be negotiated away. Barry can only get what he wants by forcing himself upon us all. Right-thinking people judge him according to his merits and not according to his race.
Yes Mike Adams has presented us with a complex analogy to highlight the liberal simplicity. This "complex" story about a black man raping a white woman is very deep and thoughtful.
He comes to four conclusions by his own strawperson story:
1) Liberals are the true racists;
2) Liberals are cowards;
3) Liberals are cowards;
4) Liberals are dumb.
It truly is an unbelievable piece of garbage, but then again it is Mike Adams. I was actually shocked to see some of the Conservative Commentariat there think it was a horribly bad piece of writing.
Not just bad offensive, racist, not subtle in the least (Black Barry from Illinois....REALLY?!?)
UGH! Just Fucking UGH!!