WOLF BLITZER: Is Mitt Romney right? Do people still have kitchen tables, Roland Martin?
ROLAND MARTIN: I think they do, Wolf. People need something to eat on, after all, and kitchen tables provide the flat surface of a coffee table without the inconvenience of having to lean forward to reach your drink.
DANA LOESCH: I have to agree with Roland on this, Wolf. With a kitchen table, you don’t bump your knees like you do with a coffee table.
WOLF BLITZER: John King in Atlanta?
JOHN KING: Wolf, I’m happy to say that I have a kitchen table, and the numbers show that of those people concerned about our economic future, 64% have a kitchen table. That number jumps to 87% when you count breakfast bars, removable folding tables, and sheets of plywood laid across two sawhorses.
WOLF BLITZER: James Carville in Washington?
JAMES CARVILLE: I eat in the tub!