My Super PAC, AmericanLP, is producing a new TV ad trying to tie together several quotes of Romney that make him seem out of place regarding economics. And we are trying to use humor. The script is below. Please let me know what suggestion you have for the script or any element of production. (and for those of you who so helpfully pointed out that I was too ugly and ineffective on-camera in our last ad, don't worry. I won't be on camera. This ad will be voice over, graphics and soundbites from Mittens)
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TV Ad
"What Planet Is Mitt On?"
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(Opening sound effects and graphics from The Twilight Zone)
(Graphic: The Twilight Campaign)
(Voiceover) You’re traveling through another dimension…Where a candidate seems almost human, but speaks like an alien from another planet. Which planet is he from?
(Graphics)
# 1 - I betcha $10,000! (Sound bite from Romney)
a - Mars (photo of mars)
b - Jupiter (photo of Jupiter)
c - Pluto (photo of Pluto)
# 2 - We don’t have any current plans to release tax returns! (Sound bite from Romney) http://www.youtube.com/...
a - Jupiter (photo of Jupiter)
b - Saturn (photo of Saturn)
c - Zillionarius (photo of planet with golden dollar sign $ on it)
#3 – Corporations are people, my friend. (Sound bites from Romney)
A. Saturn (photo of Saturn)
B. Neptune (photo of Neptune)
C. Trumpius (photo of planet with ugly looking Donald Trump hair on top)
# 4 - I like firing people! (sound bite from Romney)
a - Mars – (photo of mars)
b – Jupiter (photo of Jupiter)
c - Uranus (photo of Uranus with odd looking hole in the middle)
Twilight Zone music playing in the background...