I've decided to take a stroll down memory lane and rerun all of the best emails we've gotten over the three years I've been doing this feature. (Translation: this week's crop of fresh hate kinda sucked.)
All your old favorites should be below the fold, and don't forget to click on the video above to watch dramatic hate mail readings from David Cross (yes, that David Cross), Joan McCarter, John Amato, and Jim Dean, all hosted by Sam Seder!
2009
dear socialist fuckstick,
i am well awear of the fact that liberals are immune to logic and reason, but allow me to try to prove to you that you are communist scum thrugh something called the scientific method:
1 a) FACT: you suck obamas cock every chance youget. you defend everythign he does and says and you are nothing more than an apologist. this makes you complicit in obamas actions.
1 b) FACT: obama is a well known socialist. this is evident his policies and his love of SELFDESCRIBED COMMUNISTS LIKE BILL AYERS!!!! so dont thinkthat he can hide his true nature for much longer. he will eventully be exposed and impeached. SOCIALISM CANNOT WORK OR RUSSIA WOULD STILL EXIST AND THEY WOULD NEVER HAVE LOST THE COLD WAR TO REAGAN!!! retard.
1 c) you are thusly a pro forma socialist; whether you like it or not. logic dictates this.
(2) FACT: you, sir, are a illegal immigrant. i dont give two shits whether you are an american citizen or not: you came here on taxpayer expense and you continue to drain our limited resources. you should be ashamed and go back to guatemala or whatever fucking middleeastern asshole you came from and try to sell yor leftwing bullshit there.
(3) FACT: you are also OBJECTIVELY ANTIAMERICAN!!!!!!!! dont even try to deny this for there is ample prof: in 2004 you openly supported the murder of four brave american soldiers in falluja. you tryed to weasel out of your responsiblity, but you cant hide the fact that you hate america and american soldiers and you love al queda and other muslim terrorists who have killed THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS!!!! and will never stop unless they are killed. and whose going to kill them? you? LOL you dont even own a gun because you leftofascists want to repel the second amendent.
(4) FACT: it is clear that you are a socialist illegal immigrant america hater. there is prima facies proof as above. and if logic and science says you are scum then you are scum (remember global warming? no proof, just science and that makes it true for you liberals) no matter what you think. however, i dont think you are a homo, just a homo enabler.
this doesnt mean that we cant have common ground. if you stop publishing antiamerican communist screeds, then i will stop hating you. fair?
sincerely yours
glenn
YOU ARE ALL HATEFUL PEOPLE!!!
Hey, guess what, I was BORN AND RAISED
Mensa International--Is your show the best?
I am a member of Mensa International and we had a recent meeting which required we study your show over a three week period and comment on just exactly what we thought. We all agreed your show was quite intertaining. However, the main question was; how can a man with the brain power of a knat and the persistence of a common housefly function on a seemingly higher level. We all concluded that you have a strong almost school girl crush on Obama and when you are on your knees sucking that hard that the high volume of air rushing to your pea like brain causes a temporary increase in intellence, allowing you to function on a higher plane for short periods of time. This is entirely just an opinion, because as Mensa members we rarely have contact with Democrats. We did find it interesting though, that when someone questioned your falling ratings, that you countered with your show had increased in ratings and never mentioned Fox which has been kickin your butt for years, by big numbers. Gee, I wonder who is speaking for the people? Try reporting this; why is it that so called News Reporters never ask Capitol hill why no one reads bills before they sign them? By the by, if Rush Limbaugh is such a bad guy, why does he smoke you on ratings? Most people don't know who you are. This is as it should be.
you guys are awesome
your site is vicious facious relentless and hateful. you are abusing your first amendment right by attacking those in whom dont agree with you. FUCK YOU!!! your site gives a distorted view of the country for your own political agenda. you make reverend wright look like ghandi, clean up your acts douchebags. RUMSFELD!!!!
flipping stations
I saw your pussy ass on Pravada (er, I mean MSNBC) yukking it up with Keith Blubberman and spouting communist rhetoric. While watching it occured to me that you look like you crawled off the pages of a gay porn magazine. Seriously, I could practically picture one million tiny, shit stained, AIDS infested cocks ejackulating as one while you were on the air. Perhaps it may be time to take a break from your current day job of proving Senator McCarty right and get into gay porn full time. I hear they provide PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE so y'all can stop mooching off my hard earned tax dollars.
Lunacy!
After taking a quick look at this blog I have reached several conclusions:
1.) You hate 99% of the American public, which is conservative NOT
nazi. Please understand the difference in worldview!
2.) Most of what you (all) write is outside of the bounds of reality,
so much so that I honestly wonder where you guys (and gals) are taking
your marching orders from: The Communist Internationale maybe?
3.) And lastly, a warning: If ANY of you Leftist wingbats EVER post an
anti-government comment, we will make sure that the FBI, the DHS and
other agencies that keep an eye on evil extremists like yourselves
will "pull the plug" on your online hate-fest.
The Lord Rebuke You! Get a clue, grow a brain and get a life!
HItler's Son
I believe you are the offspring of
Adolf Hitler and Ms Satan. You dont deserve to live in this country and spout your evil diatribe.
I will predict that your future is getting shorter by the day. My group is supporting an ad
to provide your bio for all to see. I could call you all kinds of names but then I would be no better than you. If I were you I would watch my step. Evil is your middle name. This garbage that you promote only helps prove what an idiot you really are.
I WELCOME YOUR RESPONSE
Mousetits
Mukous Mousetits
How does one contact Mukous Mousetits, who writes a good portion of the crap on the Daily Mukous????
2010
Parade lap
You know something? Your victory parade here in May is a little freakin' early, buddy. Just wait until November when we'll give all you demoncrats a thorough thrasing you won't ever forget.
Sestak?! A loser. Halter?! A likely butt pirate. That scumbum in Pennsylvania whose previous job was holding John Murtha's colostomy bag?! He's goin' down!! And this time not just to wipe up the spilled poop of that corrupt old man!
And what are you all excited about what Kentucky is conerned? Rand Paul is gonna be tea party senator #1! No matter which tree licking, hippie dippie, witch worshipping, psychedelic drug snorting, nude sunbathing, funny hat wearing, liberal trash you flouncers end up choosing. Palin/Paul 2012!!!
demorats, aka The NAMBLA Party, are as doomed to failure as a fudge packer in a dyke whorehouse. Got it?
You're all as screwed as a tried and true, red blooded, flag waving, all American, meat eating Joe in a veggie, vegan, no gluten, lots of gaping asses, pierced, tattooed, dyed hair dopehouse, aka Markos MouTITsASS' basement.
I loathe you. I'm gonna go eat a steak. And fuck my wife. And pray to GOD.
How do you like them apples?
Question
What would you say if I told you that I'm currently jiggling my testicles? I bet you'd say you like it, because fags (which you are) love the male scrotum & all its' contents.
LOL! Got yer dumb rear there.
But srsly, I think you need to go back into hiding like you'd been doing for a few months while you were SO SCARED of the rising conservative MOVEMENT! in America. You whimps are getting destroyed out there, & I luv it! L-U-V!
Stop wasting yer silly time on this silly website, go put some non-pajama clothes on, clean the dribble off yer face, and get a nice, regular, full-time job like yer mama wants you to get. (So she can stop taking care of you while you continue decomposing in her basement.)
& lastly, plz get a life!!
I'm litterally crapping myslef
in pleasure whilst you fuckbags fight amongs each other for the scraps of electoral defeat! You're about to get torn a new asshole seven ways from yesterday, and all you can do is bitch and moan at eahc other!
DON'T SURPRISE ME NONe! KNOW WHY? DEMS ALAWYS WANT HAND-OUTS FROM TEH GOV'T, AND YOU'RE SEEING NOW THAT EVEN "PRES" OBAMA CAN'T GIVE YOU A COPMLETE LIFE OF NON-WORK, LAYING AROUND JACKING OFF AND SMOKING DOPE ALL DAY!!
Booooohoooooooo, libby libtard! You might actually have to go get a job! And that's just so terrible you can't handle the truth! If you lazy bags of crap actaully decided you wanted to work fora living, we could get out of this depression faster! But nope, libby the libtard is going to keep being a bump ona log, doing jackall for nobody. What a disgrace.
Complain, complain, complain, it's all you idiots do! Your man Obama has given more handouts than anyone in history with his "stimulus package" and budget-exploding deficits, and yet you still need more! It's always more with you fuckers. More, more more, more. I'm not sure what you expect...eventually the money has to come from somewhere, so until one of you lazy good for nothings invents a machine that makes money come out of your layz azz, your gonna have to get used to WORKING!
GET A JOB!!!
STOP YOUR HOMO PROPAGANDA AND REPENT!
ATTENTION BEANER FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!
Your antiamerican website was recently brought to my attnetion so I decided to see if it was as fucked up as I was told. I was actually surprised to find out it was much,much worse. I'm used to the standard freedombashing and America blaming you CommuNazis engage in. But why is the majority of your postings faggot propaganda?? It seems that every other "story" is a bunch of pro-homoist lies combined with Gestapo-like attacks on defenders of traditional marriage. Do you actually rejoice in the destruction of the American family? Do you want your children to be forced to "experiment" with homosexuality in their public school (the goal of many faggot activists)?Let me quoth from the bible: "Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; it is an abomination." That's Leviticus 18:22, you stupid fuck. What part of "do not" do you not understand? Or maybe they didn't teach the Bible at Escuela el Mexicanos? Or maybe it's beacause you people are catholic? CATHOLICS ARE NOT CHRISTIANS!!! It's a cult worshipping the pope, not a church. Christ, and only Christ, is the path to salvation: the catholic path will take you to hell. The next time you are in a meeting with William Donohue you can tell him to go fuck himself. Donohue is Satan's handmaiden and catholics are the rot affecting america's moral timber. Study the truth of the Bible and close your mind to the pope's many lies: God's mercy is infinite and even you can be saved, but not before you renounce the pope and others who try to usurp God's authority.
There are very good logical reasons to discourage homosexual lifestyles. First, if everyone was gay, the human race would die out. This is simple mathematics. every homo marriage will mean less real americans in the future, and will increase the influence of immigrants (muslims). Do you think your future mullah leaders will approve of faggotry and crossdressing? not very likely. Basically, your promotion of homosexual behavior will eventually destroy your country and get you and your faggot pals stoned by the taleban imported by you multiculturalist fuckheads. How do you like them apples?
Second point: Homosexuality is a dangerous choice. A variety of diseases spread through homosexual contact.Despite the claims of denialists, HIV/AIDS/GRIDS is a very real threat and it primarily affects homosexuals. Does a slow death by AIDS sound like fun? If not, then maybe faggotry is not such a great idea. Also, sodomy may result in anal cancer. And please note that I'm not kidding here: Anal cancer is an actual thing that you can have. If you don't believe me, check out what happened to Farrah Fawcett: She died from it. It's also well known that homosexuals are notorious drug abusers (especially crystal meth: most meth in the US is used and produced by homos). If you support homosexuality you also support drug dealers and are therefore objectivly evil.
Third point, I saw you on TV a while ago and you look and sound like a complete faggot. You make Elton John look like an icon of masculinity.This is not really a reason to condemn homosexuals but I wanted to point out that you are a fucking pansy,even among queers. Drink some JD and start smoking and maybe you'll get rid of your little girl voice.
Furthermore, why do you think catholic priests rape little boys? Because they are A) homosexuals and B) catholic. the pope publicly "condemns" homosexuality but in reality faggots and papists have long been allies. Most americam liberals are catholics and vice versa. Nancy Pelosi, the main supporter of deviants in the US congress, is catholic. It's also a known fact that many popes have been secret homosexuals themselves. The evil of catholicsm is due to their abandonement of the teachings of Jesus and replacing them with empty rituals and moral degeneracy (faggot "priests", widely supported by the vatican, being the greatest sin).
There is also the sad fact that homosexuality goes hand in hand with moral corruption. I live in Phoenix,and while there are several notorious homosexuals in this city, not one of them is known for high ethical standards. My father was a cop for almost 40 years and he told me that a majority of organized crime bosses are faggots. They pretend to be macho men so their secret wouldn't be revealed, but God always knows the truth. Barney Frank (known employer of male prostitutes and taker of bribes) is one of the most corrupt people in conrgess and he is openly homosexual. Also, a large part of the Nazi leadership were homosexuals. And Jeffrey Dahmer, who managed to commit both the ultimate sin of murder and the sin of homosexuality multiple times? Flaming faggot, that's what he was. See apattern forming here?
In summary, why don't you take Harry, Nancy, President Jigaboo and your popery, faggotry, America-hatred, socialism and your other disgusting perversions and travel to a deserted island somewhere. There you all can gay-marry each other and live happily ever after. And you won't destroy America in the process. But I will pray for you and I hope that you give up the evils of secularism and homosexuality. God has not forsaken you even though you have clearly forsaken him. look to Christ and the Holy Bible for real answrs. Consider this:
"Through love and faithfulness sin is atoned for; through the fear of the lord a man avoids evil."
-Proverbs 16:6
P.S. Just to prove that i'm not a partisan, i'd like to say that Ted Haggard, Larry craig, David Vitter, Charlie Crist and other republican faggots are going to hell as are all the republicans providing cover for them (which means most of them).I would rather vote for a straight communist than a faggot "conservative" (I always voted against the notorious faggot Jim Kolbe when I lived in his district and I will not vote for the homo-supporting McCain). the republicasn have long ago abandoned Biblical truth for political reasons and they will one day stand in judgment before God who will know their souls and punish them accordingly. uncompromising opposition to homosexuality, abortion and atheism are the cornerstone of righteous politics, and the increasing faggotization of GOP makes truly righteous politicans increasingly rare. I also want to commend Bart Stupak for his courage in opposing state-sponsored child murder, even though he is a democrat. Unfortunatley he will probably be blacklisted by the faggots and abortionists (80% of the democratic party) and replaced by some pantyhose wearing transsexual homo who kills babies for a living (the democrats ideal person).
Is this how you spend your day, whore?
Dear Mr. Daily Kocksucker
I was wondering what a left-wing fudgepacker like you does every day, seeign as how you don't do any real work. So this is how I imagine your day to be and please correct me if I'm wrong.
9 AM: You have an early meeting with Barack Obama. You lick his asshole while jerking him off. After he has shot his niggerload in your mouth, you say "thank you sir, may I have another?". You may not, so you leave through the back door. On your way out you receive your official marching orders from Rahm "loyal only to Israel" Emmanuel in exchange for a blowjob. The orders include you ignoring the blatantly criminal corruption and incompetence that afflicts the DEMOCRATIC congress, big labor and your beloved white house. You obey like a good little brownshirt manwhore.
10 AM: While you're on Capitol Hill, you go see the King Homo of Washington, Mr. Barney Frank. You try to suck his cock, but you can't reach it because Frank is morbidly obese. So instead you suck on his manboobs and listen while he tells you how to best pretend that Barney the Jew's WELL-DOCUMENTED role in creating the housing bubble (HIS FULL CONTROL of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac) isn't really public knowledge. You are either too stupid to believe him or too corrupt to lie on his behalf (possiibly both).
11 AM: You have a lunch meeting with some jewish bulldyke ACLU lawyer. You draw up plans to remove prayer form schools and any mention of the bible or god from any text and outlawing the ten commandements and all morality. You are eventually satisfied with your evil deeds.
1 PM: You have a nice chat with the jew, George Soros, who finances your activities. You again agree to ignore Jewmaster George's FINANCIAL CRIMES AND PROFITEERING and instead focus on attacking your master's personal enemies and American companies that actually produce something.
2 PM: You spend some time taking Rush Limbaug's words completely out of context and then put your creative edit on your piece of shit website and pretend that some random sentence proves that Rush is a "racist" (which, according to demoncrats, means that you don't want the government controlling your life; like opposing Obamacare). Satisfied with your pathetic smear campaign against a good and decent man, you move on to MoveOn.
3 PM: You attend a strategy meeting with the MoveOn.org traitor freakshow. You choose new targets for deceitful ads; your favorite victims seem to be American soldiers and anyone interested in defending this country against ISLAMIC TERROR (and you too scared to say that muslims are 99% of all terrotists). After a nice, refreshing circle jerk you leave.
4 PM: Now this next one is tricky. You have Henry "Heeb" Waxman's (Shalom, comrade environut!) cock down your throat and Al Gore's (the lying faggot who ran for president with Jew LIE-berman) considerably smaller cock in your ass. These two liars are trying to explain away all the scandals surrounding the "global warming" FRAUD. Even though you are their loyal little bitch you probably have a hard time looking past the incriminating Climategate emails, countless instances of FALSIFIED data, Rajadra Pachauri's EXPOSED lies and corruption and THE FACT THAT TEMPERATURES ARE NOT REALLY RISING (why don't you hide THAT decline, you fucking cumbucket). Despite the ridiculousness of the global warming boondoggle, you are convinced to play along through a combination of assfucking and bribery (how about you release your financial records???).
5 PM: You go through the posts on your shitsite and remove all material that are clearly treasonous, otherwise criminal or simply supportive of America's enemies. This is probably 90% of all posts. Fortunately you won't have to worry about the liberal media exposing your nest of vipers, because they are having their turn sucking Obama's divine far left cock (except Fox News, who you are trying to destroy even though they are the only real journalsts left in this country; the rest are basically modern versions of Pravda)
7 PM: You go home to your wife, who is probably aware of your gay whoring, but chooses to ignore it. You then masturbate while watching John Stewart (jews again, of course) and his Daily Propaganda Show. You go to sleep after cleaning the cumstains out of your clothes.
Some of the times might be a little off, but I think I covered all the main points. And here's something for you to think about: the Democrat corruption is so massive and poorly hidden that there are going to be investigations and prosecutions AND YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE! Someday you might find yourself on the receiving end of a federal prosecution (I'm thinking "conspiracy to commit treason") and/or civil lawsuit. And when you do, and your shitty website is shut down by the authorities (or even better, by jewish trial lawyers ROFL!), I'll be laughing my ass off!
I hope you choke on one of the many cocks you suck,
James W., proud American citizen
2011
MERRY CHRISTMAS, fuckface!
Hey heres something for ya: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Please note its not "happy holidays" or "kinky kwanza" or "holy hanuckah" or any of that
pc-liberal-left bullshit. It's MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS! And I hope your not too stuoid to realize that there's the "CHRIST" in "Christmas"? DO you know why?? Because CHRISTmsa is about JESUS CHRIS, not faggot marriage or whatever it is that you celebrate. Aamerica is a CHRISTIAN country and it celebrtaes CHRISTMAS and if you got a problem with thatyou can always move to communist china where Jesus is illegal.Dumbass libs will never undersatnd that real americnas will always prerfer JESUS over the liberal chritmas (which is mostly abortions and drug use and singing songs about misters Marx and Stalin). I think its fucking hilarious that libs always get angry wehn someone says MERRY CHRISTMAS! You bettet get used to it cause this is a CHRISTIAN countyr and not a socialist country! youi know what you should ask for CHRISTMAS? A president whos not a racist and a communist! Good luck with that (BaracKKK Obama - killing whitey since 2008)!!
SO again MERRY CHRISTMAS homo!!! And i hope that offends you!
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ASSHOLE!!!
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Evolutionist retard, learn some math
Its amazing how stupid you evolutionists are. You dont even have basic math skills and you dont know jack about science. Lets review: the human genome is made of nucleic bases (there are four kinds, which you morons didn't know) and the entire genome is 3 billion bases long. Understand, idiot? OK, so the probability of this genome being randomly generated is (1/4)^3 billion or basically imposible. Please note that even small mistakes in the genome will result in disases like Down syndrome, so there is very little margin for error. In other words MATHEMATICS PROVES CONCLUSIVELY THAT EVOLUTION IS IMPOSSIBLE! Also, according to evolutionist fantasy, humans have been around for millions of years. If mutations have happened this entire time, what are the odds of ALL HUMANS OVER MILLIONS OF YEARS randomly going through the EXACT SAME mutations that are now the human genome? Zero, thats what.
Her'es another thing: the genome of most animals is very similar to humans (something like 97% similar). This means that even if you could randomly create a genome similar to ours, we would be much morelikely to be ducks or ponies or anything besides humans. So why aren't we ducks or ponies? Because we are not the result of some random evolutionary crapshoot, but instead we are divinely created and the similarities in the genomes of all animals are the divine code for life.
Here's the difference between us: I've actually studied biolofgy and such sciences whereas you probably have only read some propaganda leaflet written by the George Soros Evoultionist Lies Institute. But hey, dont feel too bad. Its not your fault your a stupid retard, its your... genes! HA!
P.S. Buy a calculator and learn how to use it.
History lesson
Its clear that Obama is a nazi. Libtards don't want to believe this because they are all bout the personality cult. So, lets review some historical FACTS and compare Hitler and Obama:
1. Both Obama and Hitler massively raised taxes.
2. Both Obama and Hitler hated jews and liked muslims.
3. Both Obama and Hitler increased government spending via "stimulus" programs, like building roads.
4. Both Obama and Hitler nationalized the automobile industry (Hitler with WolksWagen, Obama with GM and Chrysler)
5. Both Obama and Hitler attacked Africa.
6. Both Obama and Hitler were close allies of Japan.
7. Both Obama and Hitler ignored tried to silence dissent (Hitler with Gestapo, Obama with his attempts to shut down FoxNews and Rush Limbaugh)
8. Both Obama and Hitler are environmentalist fanatics.
9. Both Obama and Hitler were anti-smoking fanatics.
10. Both Obama and Hitler are hostile to uncooperative Christians.
11. Both Obama and Hitler have tried to circumvent national laws (Hitler when he made himself dictator, Obama when he attacked Libya without permission and now that he tries to illegally raise the debt ceiling without congressional approval)
12. Both Obama and Hitler love propaganda.
13. Neitjer Obama nor Hitler were actually born in the country they took over (Obama Kenya, Hitler Austria)
14. Both Obama and Hitler endangered their countries because they wanted to appease rather than attack their enemies (Hitler with USA, UK and Soviet Union, Obama with Iran, Venezuela, North Korea and Islam)
15. Both Obama and Hitler are obsessed with race.
16. Both Obama and Hitler have a personality cult.
17. Both Obama and Hitler are crappy leaders who make a shitload of speeches.
18. Both Obama and Hitler relied on technical gimmicks when fighting wars (Hitler with U-boats and V-rockets, Obama with his predator-drones).
19. Both Obama and Hitler are fans of the surveillance state.
20. Both Obama and Hitler have corrupted the justice system by stacking the courts with leftist activist judges.
so that's 20/20 or 100% -> Obama = Hitler
Basically liberalism id just a sanitized version of nazism. Makes you think