I'm building a time machine with the express purpose of taking Newt Gingrich back to 1997 to suck Bill Clinton's dick.
I hope South Carolina is comfortable with not being the only state Gingrich loves.
Romney just got that pink slip he talked about.
I can't wait for Newt or Mitt to call Obama weak. Newt compared Obama to Jimmy Carter. Obama needs to ask one question during the debate. "Is Bin Laden dead?"
I endorse Newt Gingrich for president of the Confederate States of America.
Demographically the Republicans are fucked. Us working class white boys are a dying breed and appealing to the white working class insecurity only gets you so far now a days.
People of Florida, get ready for the craziest election since Morty Seinfeld ran for President of Del Boca Vista.