I'd call it stream of consciousness, but that would imply consciousness on my part, and to tell you the truth, the jury's still out.
Live from my Twitter feed...
I wonder if @JoeBiden wants to just punch @JohnBoehner in his stupid orange face? #stateoftheunion
@BarackObama: Last troops to serve in Iraq until it blows up and we have to go in again to stabilize it, you mean. #stateoftheunion
@BarackObama should have saved bin Laden's head so he could toss it out onto the floor of the Congress. #stateoftheunion
Is @BarackObama suggesting we transform the United States into a military dictatorship? Not sure if I'm okay with that. #stateoftheunion
@BarackObama reminds me of @KevinBacon in "White Water Summer": Inspirational, but not sure what to do when inspirational isn't enough.
Going populist. Me likey. @BarackObama #stateoftheunion
I lay claim to be the first to call this the "Fair Shot Speech." #stateoftheunion
General Motors is the world's #1 automaker because of the inexplicable Chinese predilection for Buicks. #stateoftheunion
Chrysler is a wholly owned subsidiary of Fiat. So not sure that counts as an American success story. #stateoftheunion
@JohnKerry looks like @ScottBrown beat him up. It's an Ike and Tina relationship. #stateoftheunion
Master LOCK or masterBATE? You decide, America. #stateoftheunion
If I were the president I would invite one person to the #stateoftheunion who wore a Star Trek uniform. And I wouldn't explain it.
The #stateoftheunion should be more like a PowerPoint presentation.
So, @BarackObama just proposed a federal agency to enforce US law in China? Seems like the Chinese might have something to say about that.
It would be funny if the president had a novelty tie that made sound effects to accompany the speech. #stateoftheunion
I don't like all this talk about "Siemen" and "Piedmont." It makes me uncomfortable. #stateoftheunion
@BarackObama should end the #stateoftheunion with "There can be no peace while Kirk lives!"
Is @ArneDuncan having a seizure? #stateoftheunion
Why does @JohnBoehner look so uncomfortable at the idea of kids completing high school? #stateoftheunion
@SandraBernhard 8-year-olds make perfect janitors. You can pay them in Pokemon.
How about making colleges cut bloated liberal arts requirements and make it faster and cheaper to get a degree? #stateoftheunion
All those boots on the border definitely keeps people out. It's just creepy. #stateoftheunion
I like how @JohnMcCain has embraced his role as the national equivalent to the parents from "Footloose." #stateoftheunion
What we need are satellites that collect energy from the sun and transmit it to Earth via microwave. Also robots. #stateoftheunion
Wait, so luxury yachts is the industry of the future? #stateoftheunion
Fight climate change?! It's January and it was 56° in Massachusetts today! #stateoftheunion
@RayLahood scares me. #stateoftheunion
If I were making a response to a #stateoftheunion it would just be to replay the speech with me in the corner making funny faces.
I wonder if @JoeLieberman ever just sits back and reminisces about when he played the father on "ALF?" #stateoftheunion
And the nation emits a collective groan. #stateoftheunion
That's the best joke your writers could come up with, Mr. President? You need some Jews. #stateoftheunion
How does @JohnCornyn bend at the waist with that stick up his ass? #stateoftheunion
The president should have a special hat like the pope does. #stateoftheunion
Is @EricHolder blinking in Morse code? Get... me... out... of... here... #stateoftheunion
Why does @EricCantor have Remington Steele's haircut? #stateoftheunion
The president should underscore each point with "honey badger don't give a shit!" #stateoftheunion
This #stateoftheunion is okay I guess. But with @NewtGingrich we'd get a moon base and maybe a time machine. Just something to think about.
Obama should just say "something something something DARK SIDE something something something COMPLETE." #stateoftheunion
@BarackObama: I've killed more Arabs than Lawrence of mothafuckin Arabia. #stateoftheunion
Is @RonPaul at the #stateoftheunion? I picture him muttering quietly to himself in the back. Maybe watching the coats.
Another #stateoftheunion. And once again, nothing about building an army of killer robots to subjugate the globe.
I made a bet that the president would use the phrase "cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs" in the #stateoftheunion. There's a Diet Pepsi riding on this.
Dammit.
Some #stateoftheunion that was. It didn't even rhyme!
@MittRomney's magic underwear can't repel rhetorical firepower of @BarackObama's magnitude. #stateoftheunion
@MitchDaniels has more forehead than I like to see in a public figure. #stateoftheunion
Is @MitchDaniels' face asymmetrical? It's kind of freaking me out. #stateoftheunion
Dear @MitchDaniels: "Soon to have" still means "have not." #stateoftheunion
#Republicans are pro-growth. So are tumors. #stateoftheunion