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Ominous Political Ad Announcer:

Can we risk an America run by [insert opponent's name]?

He clearly doesn't understand that America is built on hard work, not [insert opponent's previous occupation].

Sure, now he says he opposes [hot-button-issue, news clip] but he used to support [hot-button-issue, grainy footage with dead politician].

[Opponent's name] is called [negative adjective] for America and an [apocalyptic noun] for our future.  

He and his organization [adverb] attack, because he is an [adjective] [synonym for liar].

He claims to be an [positive noun], but is nothing more than a [adjective] [body part] [negative noun].

Around here, that [down home metaphor] just don't [verb].

Better ask yourself:  Can America risk [insert opponent's name]?

Paid for by [uplifting verb] Our Future, another Super PAC with so much [expletive] secret money it's [expletive] [adjective].

Originally posted to Comics on Thu Feb 02, 2012 at 06:50 AM PST.

Also republished by DKOMA and Daily Kos.

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