Why can't we refer to Mitt Romney as "policy polygamist" given his multiple stances on various public policy issues?
Why can't we link Newt Gingrich and Hayley Barbour (Barbour was RNC chairman in 1994) and refer to the "Barbourous" era in Republican politics
Why can't we say that Sarah Palin is promiscuous with the facts (I have no idea what that means, but it sounds good)