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Yesterday Rick Santorum said that Occupy Wall Street protestors are "intolerant and disrespectful", and then he went back to demonizing gay people.

He derided OWS for trying to "divide people into one percentage versus another percentage" and then he went back to the only thing he is good at, dividing people into homos and homophobes.

Dear Rick Santorum, I'm sorry you have the sexual maturity of a fucking twelve year old. I'm sorry that you would rather talk about the evils of gay people and women's access to contraception because you have no jobs plan at all, other than to scream "GET A JOB!" at people. I know why you do this, its' because you are a wholly corrupt corporate whore who wants to help the banksters screw American consumers and you have absolutely nothing else to offer people, but please, spare me your hurt feelings about being disrespected. Because of your blatant bigotry you already share a name with a fecal sex by-product, I think we are way past disrespectful at this point.

The reason we disrespect you, Rick Santorum, is because you are disgusting, hateful bigot and a massive corporate tool who has dedicated his life to making life miserable for a small percentage of LGBT Americans while you work tirelessly to enrich the already very rich. You long for a time when Blah People and Women knew their place, and you seem to think that the Presidency is like the Papacy. You're not running for the job of Pope of America, Pat Buchanan already has that job.

So spare me your self-righteous indignation, you mouth breathing, knuckle dragging troglodyte stereotype of a sexually suppressed Broadway villain from the 1950's.

Your party is running for President, not for national chaperone, and I know you have absolutely nothing to offer America other than a rehashed George W. Bush platform, but this is 2012, not 1981 or 1922. In your magical land of Foxantasy the voting both is a time machine, Doc Brown is your old boss at Fox Roger Ailes and the clock is always set to 1955 back when women and blah people knew there place and when everyone who engages in carnality without the purpose of child bearing is a sinner. In your segregated back water world back then you are taken seriously, but all of your holier than thou bullshit falls apart in 2012 when we see how you treat your wife.

Among the religious Republicans, its' okay to see your friend cheat on his wife. You can protect marriage so well you accumulate them like Newt or Rudy Nine Eleven Giuliani, or you can cover up your friends sex scandal like when Rick Santorum and Tom Coburn covered up for their fellow Senator Jon Ensign. Rick Santorum, after covering up news about Jon Ensign cheating on his wife is running for President on his "family values" and Fox will stage him a media outrage over contraception so he can appeal to the anti-sex league about why you should just keep your legs closed until marriage.

And then their fucked up sexless marriages fall apart, and they do the most anti-marriage thing you can do. They have a divorce. A divorce is a marriage that has been aborted.

~ lil more blelow the fold

So, to my religiously fervent anti-sex countrymen, let me please give you a bit of friendly advice. I know you have absolutely no concern for the very poor (damn near 45% of us) even though you continue to advocate policies that make the lives of the very poor worse, I know your only answer for anything is a garbled mix of hate, Jesus, guns and WhatWouldRonaldReaganDo?, but you have to realize that if you try to make the Presidential election come down to a debate on whether women should be allowed to have sex you are going to get your asses handed to you by the thing you hate above all else, a blah guy.

I'd like you to consider this, dear religious Republicans, what if you actually win on an anti-sex platform where you repress literally everyone who is interested in sex that is kinkier than two flabby old conservatives in the missionary position, do you understand that if you did this, if you banned sex except for what the bible allows us, if you tried that AND made us all poor as hell at the same time the outrage in the streets would make Occupy Wall Street look like a play date at the ball room in McDonald's.

Dear Rick Santorum, I'm sorry you don't like certain kinds of sex. That is your fucking problem.

To the sexually repressed adults who want to make believe it is 1955 and that a voting booth is a Delorean with a flux capacitor, I'd like to remind you of the movie Back To The Future. Just like the movie, eventually you are going to be forced to realize it is 2012, but you are still the repressed, conspiracy theory driven John Birch Republicans of 1955, and you're gonna be mad as hell when you figure out that just like in the movie, at the end Biff is just a chump and the black guy who used to mop the floor at the diner who Buff used to look down on is going to end up running the town and there is nothing you can do, Rick Santorum, to stop it.

But please, ENOUGH with the gay bashing religious extremist bullshit. Your entire campaign is a frothy blend of bigotry and bankster worship. Your campaign doesn't make me think of Jesus Christ, it makes me think of Fred Phelps.

Because Rick Santorum thinks the President shouldn't regulate banks or big business. Rick Santorum believes in small government that doesn't interfere with our lives unless you use your genitals in a way he doesn't like, and this is the best the Republican party can do? Ayatollah Santorum or an out of touch bankster named Willard? At least we will finally know what the GOP of 2012 actually boils down to, a witless bigot or an out of touch multimillionaire who wants to shove capitalism down your throat. No wonder even GOP primary voters don't give a damn who wins this embarrassing, cringe inducing shitshow.

So, in closing, dear Rick Santorum, blow it out your frothy @$$. I'm sorry if that sounds divisive or disrespectful, but frankly, no one gives a fuck about your hurt feelings you bigoted corporate whore.

Peace and love to all, even the sexually repressed.

Rant over

And of course, you can follow me on twitter @JesseLaGreca

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Originally posted to MinistryOfTruth on Tue Feb 14, 2012 at 05:16 PM PST.

Also republished by Occupy Wall Street.

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