I wonder if Mittens is feeling a bit like this these days? ;D
It's time for SPARK! :D Doesn't this story ooze something just south of class? The great Lenny Bruce said often that Chicago's so corrupt it's thrilling; now, someone agrees with him! I don't care; it's STILL just 1 of "my kind of towns." :D SQUIRREL! Finally, this guy HAS TO be related to the Clampets. ;D
Let's Countdown!
#5 "Above the Fray" AKA "GOP Class War" - How much did it gall Governator Scotty to have to shake President Obama's hand? And, how convenient is it that the flu bug struck him just in time to not have to hang around him?? ;D President Obama's approval numbers are the highest they've been since he ordered OBL to sleep with the fishes - literally. Mittens attacked Man on Dog with earmarks & debt ceiling in a new ad. Man on Dog responded with an ad full of brown frothy stuff. :D :D Man on Dog's now leading Mittens in OH. Rich voters like Mittens - go figure. The lead singer of Megadeath endorsed the Froth Man? OK! Newt went to the San Diego Zoo to campaign. Steve Kornacki's in studio to talk froth & Mittens. :) Mittens is racking up ad time in MI & the "Show Me Your Papers" state. Man on Dog's doing better with voters who aren't in the 1% even though his economic ideas aren't so far gone from Mittens'. Steve thinks President Obama's approval ratings are totally related to economy. Craig Gilbert gets President Obama - in - WI duty & what his chances are there. Well, I'd think President Obama's chances there would be decent, yes?! Mittens is faring rather terribly in CheeseHead Land. :) Mr. Gilbert doesn't think President Obama will win WI by 14 again like he did in 2008.
#4 "Bad Medicine" AKA "Ignoring a Consensus" - Senator Roy Blunt has offered an amendment banning ALL BIRTH CONTROL COVERAGE EVERYWHERE if the boss of a place has a moral objection to it. The Senate actually is going to vote on it, and the results should be a hoot! The vast majority of the American people approve of President Obama's "compromise." Igor Volsky gets birth control - or lack thereof - duty. Uh Keith, you couldn't find a woman to talk about this segment? Just sayin'... All this GOBP rangeling about "Obamacare" that's led up to all this $hit are also making the American people re - evaluate "Obamacare." This birth control coverage $hit is such a slippery slope. As Elizabeth Warren said, coverage could be denied to fat guys, pregnant women, etc. if this memo were extended out.
"Time Marches On!" - A doggie decided to try its paws at DJing. A baby & a BIG doggie cuddled on Valentine's Day! A big 'ol pillow fight was in San Francisco yesterday? And, there's 1 there every year?? Man, I need to get there for THAT, too!
#3 "Pay - Rolled" AKA "Fight Club" - There is an actual deal on the payroll tax cut holiday. Speaker Sobber is desperately trying to convince his caucus it wasn't a cave. Tea bagger Congress critters poo - pooed even talk of a deal. Mitchie the Turtle's even turning his shell on Speaker Sobber? Uh - oh! Brian Beutler gets MENSA fight duty. The big cave is that the payroll tax cut doesn't have to be offset by spending cuts elsewhere. Even if (heaven forbid) the GOBP still controls the House after the elections, I don't think Speaker Sobber will be Speaker Sobber anymore. Mitchie perhaps didn't want to further embroil himself into the tea bagger ilk & possibly didn't have a good notion of how the MENSA Senators feel. UI & the Medicare doc fix are still in the deal, but these programs will be paid for by spending cuts in other areas.
WPITW - The AFA bat$hit dude compared President Obama to Hitler AGAIN. The chief Mormon has had to apologize for baptizing non - Muslims after they've died - like Simon Westenthahl. The Scum Breitbart may have had a drink or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 before his little CPAC rant. ;) Tonight's mash - up features Sam Kinison from Back to School. HA! Hubby & I just watched this again the other night.
#1 "Not So Breitbart" - Part of the Scum's rant this past weekend was about all the rapes associated with Occupy. Guess what? He fibbed - probably didn't even bother to read the 17 reports his blasted website posted, but Keith did! Well, now y'all are gonna tell me that the Scum selectively edits tape to conform to his own opinions. ;D Some stories are listed twice. The Occupy Madison was all about "having sex with someone you love" & the aforementioned act NOT done by an Occupy protestor. In Cleveland (Hello Cleveland!), a protestor was raped - and not by another Occupy protestor. The sex in Dallas was consensual. Hey! There's a Lawrence, KS story!! :) No Occupy Lawrence protestors were victims or perpetrators of an alleged sexual assault. A teenager was listed as missing for awhile in L.A. but was eventually found safe & fine. 8 members of Occupy were actually raped, and the Scum is blaming them for their rape.