With the ever growing crassness of the Santorum campaign, I wrote this little song parody of the sea chanty, Reuben Ranzo.
The original story is about a New York tailor who has been shanghai'd (or "black balled") onto a whaler and what befalls him.
I'd record, but right now, my voice sux worse that usual
Traditional
Melody: Reuben Ranzo
Poor old Rick Santorum!
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pity Rick Santorum
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Oh, Santorum no lover
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of the gays or of lobster
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He opposed gay marriage
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Forever would disparage
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So Dan Savage held a contest
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To remind him of this fine mess
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The winner was a beauty
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Now it his “google problem, truly
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Santorum rallied baggers
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it gave the mirth to the tongue-waggers
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They demanded google fix it
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Ya made yer bed now lie in it.
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Santorum made some campaign ads
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that really made the pundits gag
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So he turned on Women’s health care
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Saying there’s no there there
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He pissed off all the beauties
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bet his balls are in a deep freeze
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Oh, Laugh at Rick Santorum
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No President he, Santorum
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