Dave Albo is a Republican representing Fairfax Station in the Virginia House of Delegates. But Dave has an alternative career waiting for him as a stand-up comic --- that is, if the audience consists of Ultrasound Rape supporting VA Delegates and no women.
Dave rose to speak in the House and demanded an apology from Delegate Dave Englin (D-Alexandria) for ruining his attempted seduction of his wife:
Albo recounted how, after his kids were asleep, he opened a bottle of wine, put on some sexytime music and invited his wife to the couch to watch her favorite channel -- the Redskins football channel. (Albo paused at this point, and tried to broadcast the music to the full House of Delegates on an Ipod.)
But his plans were foiled (Spoiler Alert!) when, as he skimmed the channels, he saw his name on the screen on MSNBC, and lingered on (of all things) The Rachel Maddow Show, where his name was followed by an impassioned speech from the other Delegate Dave (Englin) condemning him and the other supporters of the Ultrasound Rape bill.
To the delight of (at least the Republican) Delegates, Albo hilariously quoted Englin, "It was 'Trans-V this' and 'Trans-V that' and 'They hate Women,'" The clip ended, and he began to make his move on his wife. But she stood up and said. "I gotta go to bed."
Then, Dave did the big "Closer": “If the gentleman’s (Englin's) plan was to make sure there was one less Republican in the world, he did,” Albo said. “I expect an apology from him later in person on the House floor.”
Funny Stuff, am I right? Am I right?
And you thought Andrew Dice Clay was sexist.
h/t balloon juice and
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