Some of the contents of tonight's diary might be heavily influenced by cold medicine; reader discretion is advised.
It's time for SPARK! :D I wonder if this fish tastes as icky as the one in the Simpsons episode? If Keith had suggested a similar book title for one of his books, would an editor or SOMEONE have stepped in? ;D Finally, someone somewhere is sleeping in one of these beds - KEWL! :D
#5 "Snob Mentality" AKA "Degrees of Difficulty" - So, let me get this straight. Man on Dog's anti - separation of church & state & is anti - college because it turns you into a "snob." Well, I'm sure his alma mater will be THRILLED to hear that, and I guess he has to take back that pesky oath he took when he was in Congress. Mittens is now leading in MI, and Man on Dog's *itching about all the negative ads. Yea, well, being the latest "non - Mittens" candidate sucks donkey droppings. Even VA's Governator didn't like what Man on Dog had to say?! CRAP! Man on Dog was for higher education before he was against it. AND, he's paid for robo calls in MI for Dems to vote for him. Mittens latest attempt to be a man of the people made him best buds with NASCAR owners & recollected on an event months before he was born. OOPS! Ken Vogel gets pre - primary duty. Man on Dog's doubling down on the culture wars in a state that's more worried about the economy - BRILLIANT! The robo calls could end up biting Man on Dog in his sorry behind later on. Our Great Orange Satanic Satan gets to talk up Man on Dog's contribution to "Operation Hilarity!" Other organizations are taking similar paths to drag out this MENSA meeting out even longer. How 'bout that Ed Rollins quote?! He appears to have gotten over his prolonged exposure to Bat$hit Bachmann. ;D
#4 "Spying with House Money" AKA "NY - SPY - D" - The NYPD spying on Muslims may have been paid for by a grant from the White House. YIPPEE! *&^%$#@! Congress doesn't get a "receipt" of how the money from that grant is spent. Commissioner Ray Kelly waxed back to the GWB years to come up with a rationale for spying on fellow Americans. Rep. Rush Holt is probably thrilled at NYPD spy efforts in "the Garden State" he represents. He's repeatedly asked the DOJ for a special prosecutor for what's been going on to no avail. The CIA isn't supposed to be involved in these domestic spying issues, but mounting evidence indicates they've been a part of this $hit.
"Time Marches On!" - A doggie really likes its baguette! Man, those are good with good olive oil & balsamic vinegar to dip it in - YUMMY! A soccer player couldn't kick to the broad side of a barn; give that guy a can of pencils to sell!
#3 "Sun Records" AKA "Murdoch - Gate" - According to email records, Pirate Rupert may have been bribing military & government officials. How convenient! Pirate Rupert didn't exactly deny the claim. Our Miss Brooks was notified as early as 2006 about phone hacking at the now - defunct News of the World. Robert Moore gets to chat up Murdoch Gate. These new revelations could contribute to a "foreign corruptions" action because News Corps is based in this country. And, why did folk across the pond see fit to purchase ANY new "journalistic" endeavor from this ilk?!
"WPITW" - Hey! It's Lonesome Rhodes! His main sponsor might be in a wee dram of legal trouble. ;D A couple of candidates compared President Obama to Sadaam Hussein; they're running for Gabby Giffords' seat. A current Congress critter wants to kill some Senators to get a budget passed.
#1 "Hot Waterworld" AKA "Spaced Out" - Man, a planet full of steam sounds real good to my bowling ball head right now! The folk who thought they'd disproven Einstein's theory of relativity really didn't. Derrick Pitts gets final frontier duty!