Where to begin? If I was the kind of woman who sent flowers to men your office gals would be staggering under the weight of the vases.
Let me start with heartfelt gratitude for creating an environment that makes disdain for and disrespect for women so easy to express. Your Republican allies in office were profoundly hampered by political correctness - all those hours of keeping a concerned and sorrowful face in place during their various hearings on the evils of abortion had to exhaust them, and remembering that they "truly care" about "the children" must have stretched them to the limit.
Until you grasped the reins of power no one dared be honest!
Thanks to the culture of disdain you've enabled, Republican legislatures feel empowered to force expensive and pointless medical procedures on women who dare to consider rejecting the result of the meeting of Holy Semen with Obviously Inferior Ovum.
In your arrogance and ignorance you've finally managed to get the truth out of the closet, and that's what I'm truly grateful for.
The greatest threat this nation faces today has finally taken center stage - women with sexual experience are far more likely to reject men who are marginal lovers, and the men who are fighting against birth control have fully identified themselves as men who are marginal lovers. (I'm sure that wasn't in the plan, but karma's a known bitch.)
You have to genuinely like and respect women in order to be sexually proficient. You have to like their bodies (even those icky parts). You have to take the time to understand how sexual pleasure unfolds for women. You have to overcome your fear of multiple orgasms and learn to celebrate them. You have to learn techniques that satisfy women even when The Mighty Penis is on hiatus. You have to be willing to listen, to observe carefully, even to ask occasionally. You have to put your obsession with your penis on hold, you may even need to regard it as an important but not critical part of lovemaking. ::gasp::
I've known for years that Roe v Wade wasn't the issue. Loving babies has nothing to do with transvaginal ultrasounds. If caring about babies and children was even on the radar we'd have universal health care. If caring about the babies mattered, we'd have laws that held baby daddies responsible for the financial well-being of their offspring. If anyone on your side gave a shit about the babies America wouldn't have worse maternal and fetal outcomes than Bangladesh has. If you cared about the babies you'd be marching for affordable birth control options that don't harm women's bodies because forced birth is an untenable option for the child involved in the process.
Every child born in this country deserves to be a wanted child, an eagerly awaited child. If you cared about those children you'd support women as they move into the work force, you'd pay them the same salaries men in their positions earn, you'd provide excellent child care. You'd make sure that we were a nation with small, efficient schools that provide solid educations, enriched cultures, and critical thinking skills.
I was, unfortunately, briefly married to a sex addict. I've seen more porn films than anyone but an addict should have to see, and you know what I learned? Certain men are passionately in love with their semen. Cum shots are the most significant portions of these movies - slo-mo, interesting angles, music, soft lighting. God that's sad. The women/vessels don't get that kind of artistic attention, but the Holy Semen is revered.
We're not rejecting your holy semen, Rush. The women who don't want to have sex with you aren't rejecting your looks, your weight, your dick size, or your inability to get good wood. They're rejecting you, the man who so fears and hates women he can't keep the loathing out of his voice or off his face long enough to consummate a perfectly natural and normal human function. They're making a choice not to be denigrated, abused, or dehumanized by someone who's not able or willing to dig deep and uncover and rout out the dark twists in himself, or nurture the man inside who's capable of tenderness, respect, joy, and fun. We're rejecting the essential you, because you're not a safe partner for any of us.
The reason I can praise you is that, Thank Goddess, you've been instrumental in making it clear, finally, that the Republican Party isn't a safe partner for any woman.
Maybe there's something about sexual dysfunction that attracts the dysfunctional to conservative positions. Conservatives don't like strong, competent, independent women. Conservative religions all share that bond, conservative political groups, conservative business owners, conservative doctors.... the list is endless. What you share, across the racial, economic, and theological spectrum is disdain for and fear of women.
I hope your worst fears are soon realized. I hope angry women put you out of a job. I hope angry women take the reins of this country and steer it back on track. I hope angry women everywhere leave their woman-hating bosseshusbandsloversgovernorssenatorsfatherscandidates in the dust, and move into a sane and balanced 21st Century.
Just a note: President Obama is doing more for women's rights than any President of my lifetime. And he's married to a strong, brilliant, competent, beautiful woman he adores. Are You In?
12:43 PM PT: Courtesy of elwior, from the comments, a list of Rush's sponsors.
Tax Resolution Services
Online Ad on Rush Site
1-866-IRSPROBLEMS
Heart & Body Extract UPDATE::: PULLED THEIR AD 3/2/12 (Thank you!!!)
Online Ad on Rush Site
1-866-295-5305
ProFlowers
Sales or Service: 1-800-580-2913
Phone: 800.580.2913
Sleep Train (Mattress Center) NOTE: PULLED THEIR AD 3/2/12!!!! Warehouse Ct., Ste 100
North Highlands, CA 95660Phone: (800) 919-2337
Fax: (866) 293-5719
eharmony
300 N. Lake Ave., Suite 1111
Pasadena, CA 91101
media@eharmony.com 626.795.4814
FAX 626.585.4040
CARBONITE, Inc.
617-587-1100
177 Huntington Avenue, Boston, MA 02115
Direct Dial Office: 617-587-1100 EXT:1115
Sleep Number Bed
Select Comfort Corporation 6105 Trenton Lane N
Minneapolis, MN 55442
Phone: 763-551-7000
Fax: 763-551-7826
800-438-2233
Oreck Upright Vacuum CleanersOreck Corporation
100 Plantation Road
New Orleans, Louisiana 70123
800-289-5888
Mid-West Life Insurance Company of Tennessee
9151 Grapevine Hwy.North Richland Hills, TX 76180
Phone (800) 733-1110
(ads on rushlimbaugh.com)
AutoZone Inc.
901-495-7185; Fax: 901-495-8374
P.O. Box 2198, Memphis, TN 38101
LegalZoom
800-773-0888; Fax: 323-962-8300
Citrix Online (GoToMyPC)
6500 Hollister Avenue, Goleta, CA 93117
Phone: 805-690-6400; Fax: 805-690-6471
ALSO KNOWN AS GOTOMEETING.COM
American Forces Network
Contact Us: @MyAFN.net
Mission Pharmacal Company
10999 IH-10 West Suite 1000
P.O. Box 786099
San Antonio, TX 78278-6099
Telephone: (800) 531-3333
Life Quotes, Inc.
32045 Castle Court Evergreen, CO 80439
1-800-670-5433
Contact:
Michelle Matlock, Senior Managing Editor
(800)556-9393, x.335
Lending Tree
(704) 541-5351
Happy dialing everyone.
Let's take this rat bastid down.
"We the People of the United States...." -U.S. Constitution
by elwior on Fri Mar 02, 2012 at 12:05:48 PM PST
UPDATE TWO:
Link to Kos Action Petition