The rubbish tip, disguised as the mouth of Rush Limbaugh, subsided further this week to become an even deeper and uglier cake hole. A bitter and twisted hole, so deep, he may never experience life as enjoyed through the eyes of decent people again.
Still, with his well known reputation for bitterness, it is doubtful that he ever did. If Russ Limbaugh isn't the most vilified male in America today; and many who have heard him rant will attest to that, then poll records if kept, must be wrong.
Real men don't apologize by getting some paid lackey to scribble a meaningless single sentence, have it limply masquerade as an apology, and then banish it to Limbaugh's website like a piece of flotsam.
Hey! Not so fast Mr disgrace to the human race. Unless you want to face a defamation charge and and a damages claim likely to resemble your worst nightmare. Right now, you need to consider some sound advice.
You don't deserve to hear it. You will probably ignore it. Whatever you do, I will be happy. Because you will likely end up a hell of a lot poorer either way.
Listen up Rush, I can only spend so much ink on this matter, so you better think hard and act fast.
Option 1. Do the right thing and be open and transparent:
Telephone Ms Sandra Fluke and request a suitable time to visit her at her home and seek her approval to have mainstream media there to record your personal apology. Most importantly, take your check book with you. If you leave your check book at home you might as well stay at home. And wait for a subpoena.
Remember a copy of your apology should be given to all media and you must be prepared to answer questions from the media following the filming and recording of your apology to Ms Fluke.
Finally give Ms Fluke two checks, each equal to the value of two million five hundred thousand dollars. One for a charity chosen by Ms Fluke. The other payable to her personal account, in lieu of a court action for defamation and any related matters against you.
That's not so hard is it? Mr $35 million a year man.
Option 2. Likely to be really hard. Sandra Fluke holds all the cards.
The alternative is to hire a very expensive legal hawk to defend a nightmarish court case. A case bound to be plagued by long drawn out negative publicity. One likely to end with the loss of your program, court costs and a massive personal damages judgement.
I accept that only a mug would opt for Option 2. But then only a mug would carry on like you in the first place. And when the storm erupted, think you could pass it off as an attempt at humor? Pardon me. Judges aren't that stupid and neither are Jurors.
Rush, please don't think that simply pasting a few weasel words on a website will put an end to this serious matter. Millions of Americans are outraged and rightfully disgusted by your words and actions. It is clear that your program sponsors and the GOP want this matter to go away and fast. So be sure to choose the right option, or it could be you, who is out and going away.
Permanently, that is!
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