Republicans are all about creating new opportunities for entrepreneurs. What some of you may see as a widespread pattern of hateful, ignorant rhetoric, I see as a chance to create jobs.
Republicans spend so much time saying awful, stupid things, and then later trying to figure out a way to take it back, without really taking it back, I think we could make life a little easier for them by offering a series of Republican Apology greeting cards. Now, after running an advertisement using a racially insensitive Asian caricature, instead of scrambling to figure out how to explain it, your congressman can just send one of his staffers and/or mistresses to the local non-union affiliated mega department store and purchase one of these cards.
Below I have just a few examples.