The best book about socialism I ever read is called, "The Bible."
I hate when I wake up surrounded by yellow crime scene tape.
If I found apple slices in my Happy Meal when I was a kid, I would have lost my fucking mind.
I once had a brush with Death. I let him keep it and just got a new brush.
I wonder how all the other steaks feel about Salisbury bringing down the family name?
I wonder if the Pope knows it's all bullshit?
"I don't give a fuck" is the new "please hold me."
Beware of large numbers of people dressed alike. Yes, even choirs.
Every once in a while, it's fun to just run down my street yelling "OMAR COMIN'!"
Mitt Romney's favorite character from the Wire was The System.