Well, I, for one, have decided that it’s time to bury the hatchet with (Please NOTE: I said “with” ... not “in” … “WITH”) Limbaugh. To those ends, I have decided to send him a fitting Peace offering – several boxes of the finest Boneless Pork Rectums on the market.
Rushbo, I’m sure you’ll notice that these guys are not just any old Boneless Pork Rectums, but they’re the USDA Inspected type. Now I know how much you HATE Government intervention and would have preferred that these suckers NOT be inspected by some Gubr’mint bureaucrat, but realizing that
all … most … some … a few folks would be deeply saddened if you had come down with a terminal case of Trichinosis, I went that extra mile just for you.
Also Note: These are NOT your run-of-the-mill Boneless Pork Rectums – oh, no, my friend – look closely and you’ll see these are the “Inverted” variety. I’m sure I don’t have to explain to you the added expense involved in turning each and every one of those piggy Rectums inside out – but I wanted you to benefit from the extra taste experience that only comes with Inversion.
My only real concern is that having seen some candid photos of you, I’m worried that you may already be overdosing on Porcine Products – but what the hell.