Considering MENSA primaries are being held in a couple of states where way more than half its voters are convinced that either President Obama is Muslim or he certainly isn't "Christian," we gotta have some SPARK tonight! :D
Be sure to eat your "Free Bird!" I'm betting on the atheists here. ;D Finally, I wonder what the stripper - song - of - choice was back at the turn of the century?
Let's Countdown!
Thoughts of strength & compassion to Keith & his family on the anniversary of his father's death {{{Keith & family}}}.
#5 "Breaking News: According to Mittens in MO today, 'Planned Parenthood, we're going to get rid of that.'" - So, did President Obama just win re - election? That quote needs to be in all Dem campaign ads post haste! There are caucuses in 'da house in Hawaii & American Samoa. Do caucus participants in HI get one of them flower necklace things? :) Mittens doesn't like art or Amtrak, either. Polls have closed in MI & AL. American Samoans get to caucus in a bar?! HA! I guess there are no "blue laws" there on Election Day like there is in my fair state. :D Mittens has put the kibosh on Man on Dog as far as a VP spot. The 2 of them have taken to calling each other "socialist" these days. AL's Governator is given the willies by the fact that Mittens is {insert hushed tone here} Mormon. Why hasn't Newt participated in this recent love fest? :) Mittens think the GOBP will be in the terlet if the nomination process goes all the way to the convention. David Cantanese has his hands full of MENSA news! He thinks Mittens "slipped up" in his PP statement. What? Mittens tends to slip up verbally?! Newt & Man on Dog might have a field day with Mittens' PP statement. Ryan Grimm gets more icky MENSA duty. I think Mittens "pulling back" on his PP statement will depend on how well (or not well) he does Down South tonight. Yea, the GOBP does tend to forget that more women than men vote; they must hope that more women LIKE THEM vote. So, if Man on Dog's out for a Mittens VP person, who's still in? Newt? Bat$hit Bachmann? Governor Secession? Who else is out there? Newt & Man on Dog will keep canceling out the non - Mittens vote as long as they both stick around, and both of them have made pretty clear they intend to stick around.
#4 "Block the Vote" - The DOJ has put the kibosh on the new voter ID law in TX; a judge has put the kibosh on the new voter ID law in WI. Let's hope the aforementioned kiboshes stick! I still say part of the reason why Governor Scotty's such an S.O.B. is that bald spot; he's pi$$ed about losing his hair! ;D A hand gun permit is considered to be OK ID to vote in TX. Now, why am I NOT surprised?! Good gawd damn grief... *&^%$#@! Did y'all see Governor Secession in that video clip? He's got a busted right wing! He must've strained something either trying to secede or getting too excited about those vaginal probe ultrasounds. The DOJ has already said "hell no!" to SC's voter ID law. Heather McGhee gets to chat up blocking the vote. These halts aren't permanent, and the fight will have to continue. The prospects of WI action still looks good as far as saying "buh - bye" to the law; the same holds true for TX. The actual amount of voter fraud in this country is negligible - except if you're the MENSA SOS in my fair state! ;D VA is another former "Jim Crow" state that has to have any voter ID law cleared by the DOJ; their voter ID law isn't quite as odious.
"Time Marches On!" - A doggie is doing just fine with a ball all on his/her/its own. Look at that cheeseburger!! Oh, that sounds good to me, but hold the cheese! Yea, I can feel the arteries hardening, but something's gonna kill me eventually someday, so it might as well be that! :) A Univision ad featured the First Pooch!
#3 Our Miss Brooks has gotten a 2nd invitation to the Brit version of the Greybar Hotel - plus her hubby! The prime minister & a horse are involved, too? Is it the horse that was in Dean Wermer's office? :D For those of you who don't get that reference, SHAME ON YOU! I guess it's not the Dean Wermer horsie. ;D David Folkenflik's in studio to talk about the latest episode of As the Murdoch Turns. OK, there's gotta be a way to figure out a new "horse walked into a bar" joke for this story! :D I guess the Brit horse would walk into a pub. Keith's buds with Ian McShane???!!! PAINT ME JEALOUS! I wonder if she'll actually serve time, or strike some sort of deal to avoid jail time? People in high places Across the Pond are not wild about Little Jimmy Murdoch!
#2 Over 140 advertisers have bailed on the Boss Limbaugh program, and, now, the folk who syndicate his ilk are suspending national ads for the next 2 weeks! Man, if only affiliates all over the damn country would drop him... However, Boss Limbaugh is still finalizing his application to be the next N.O.W. president. CNN's Dana Loesch (she of the it's OK to pee on dead Taliban fame) is stalking & misleading what Sandra Fluke even testified about. Irin Carmon's in studio to chat up Boss Limbaugh's latest ad fortunes - or lack thereof. Ms. Dana & BillO are betting their careers on the large back of Boss Limbaugh's he - man women - haters dialogue. Boss Limbaugh attacking a private citizen IS NOT THE SAME as pundits or whoever talking about a female public figure.
#1 "Breaking News: Mittens Wants to Get Rid of PP" - Yea, we get a review of Mittens' latest BRILLIANCE & the lack of warm and fuzzies among the MENSA candidates. Sam Seder's in studio to talk up primaries & Mittens. I'm not sure Mittens is neither smart nor self - aware enough to make that PP statement a conscious dog - whistle to wavering voters. I think he just sparked up the way he tends to spark up "off script." I agree with Mr. Sam regarding either Man on Dog or Newtie getting out after tonight. As I've said, as long as the checks from Mr. Adelson keep coming & don't bounce, Newt ain't going ANYWHERE.