Apparently Romney’s magic underwear comes with a campaign “reset” button. His spokesman Eric Fehrnstrom says come fall, everything changes. “It’s almost like an Etch-A-Sketch. You can kind of shake it up and restart all over again,” Said Eric and we'll forget all the crazy stuff Romney's said. But Eric forgets the internet doesn’t have memory lapses.
I don’t think these fools (I’m referring to the GOP Primary candidates but it’ll hold true for Dems candidates as well) understand the internet does not facilitate the “I’ll walk it back if and when the moderates catch on” routine. It’s time we stop having memory lapses and remember that candidates, by pandering to the extremists, don’t allow us to get to know what they truly stand for. Am I supposed to forget Romney is not concerned with the poor or that he’ll defund Planned Parenthood? No. I wasn’t going to anyway but I don’t expect to either because come September, I’ll be donating money to have ads using this cliprun and keep going and going like the Energizer Bunny. Watch out Romney, it ain’t gonna be the librul media playing the gotcha questions game, it’ll be the Internet and the Youtube that's gonna getcha!
Romney can shake, shake, shake señor – a, shake it left and right all he wants, but I’m still pinning the tail on his ass, and by ass I mean that lump three feet above his butt.