In Florida, the right to carry a gun supersedes the right of an unarmed teenager to carry Skittles home from a 7-11.
"Florida "stand your ground" law is necessary because you never know if teenagers are texting, or have a nuclear weapon" - Dick Cheney
Florida is the only state where the "great" in its seal is pronounced sarcastically.
"It's Florida, Jake."
Hillary Clinton always sounds like the world is her misbehaving 2-year-old and honey, Momma's just so very very tired.
Obama greenlights Keystone XL pipeline. He's stealing Romney's campaign strategy of "changing his mind on everything."
Enough with the primaries, Republicans, just say which dude who hates us will be the nominee, so Obama can beat them, and I can go back to being mad at the President.