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UPDATE 3 Well it looks like Herman's lawyers had a chat with youtube, and the original is back up, but I'll leave the link in that I know works.
And now I will step away and get on with my life.
UPDATE 2 Found a working link, after the fold--don't know if yt will take it down too.
UPDATE In the ten minutes it took to compile this, and embed the vid, youtube 86'ed with the message,

This video has been removed as a violation of YouTube's policy against spam, scams, and commercially deceptive content.
I'll give you a description if you click, and keep looking for anyone who captured it.
You can pretty much disregard the rest of my intro, I suppose.
Stupid Herman, ruining my joke.

Holy lord have mercy-sunuva-what the-I can't believe-but how could anyone-really now, really now-he can't be serious-my coffee just flew out my nose as my stomach turned-why did he have to shoot the bunny and reality at the same time!

Uncle Herman's at it again.

K, little substance follows the squiggly-do, and it will only make you shake your head, and not unlike the pile-up on the 405 you'll find it hard to look away, and I cannot transcribe the ad vid because it's such a surreal non sequitur that slow-loaders should feel themselves fortunate, but after all that, if you still want to look upon the steaming majesty of Cain's troubled mind and unparallelled meaningless messaging, click away folks.
But don't say you wasn't warned.

Found a workable link!

So, in the following ad that doesn't work now, little creepy "Any questions?" girl from ad one is holding Mr. Cute-ass Bunny and identifies him as "small business". She then lovingly places Mr. Cute-ass Bunny in a conveniently located cat-a-muti-purpose-bunny-pult where he's subsequently launched into space and summarily blasted out of same by a rather mid-level white collar management type with glasses and a shotgun.
Hands or hasenfeffer down, the kindergarten animation of the exploding bunny was surely the creme de la crap.
(sigh)

Ta-dah!

He does solicit suggestions for the next ad, and one commenter from Raw Story offered this up:

"They should carve the little girl up and put her on one of Herman's pizzas, and then show Jesus eating the pizza in the aisle of a Wal-Mart in Orlando..."
And from the youtube page:
For the love of God, I hope he doesn't make a video about abortions...
All I can say is Herman, it's been done before.

And of course

Hope I didn't sperl your morn, but I get frustrated when I try to write comedy and reality keeps upstaging me.
Be well,
Oz

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