What an asshole:
KEYES: What do we say to the millions of women who can’t afford access to birth control?See, ladies? If you can't afford basic health care, don't come crying to Wisconsin Sen. Ron Johnson about it. Even Mrs. Ron Johnson knows all you have to do is pull yourself up by your bra straps and type a question into Google. Voila! All your financial woes are solved!
JOHNSON: My wife actually went online here in Wisconsin and typed in, “what if I can’t afford birth control?” Came up, bam. If you can’t afford it, you can get birth control in this country. That’s a straw-dog argument. There’s no conservative who’s trying to deny women health care or contraceptives. We’re just saying this is an issue of religious freedom. [...]
KEYES: What do you mean, “if you can’t afford it you can get it?”
JOHNSON: You can get it. Go online, type it in. It’s easy to get.
Don't have the money to pay rent this month? Google it! Trying to decide whether to pay your heating bill or buy food? Google it! See? There's no problem a search engine can't solve for you.
You know, if you're an asshole like Sen. Johnson.