This is so fanatically crazy that it could've come from no one's mouth but Tony Perkins. Before preceding and reading this stupidity let me tell you that it may be wiser for your health to soak your finger in an electric socket than it is to attempt to make sense of this nonsense.
By now you know about the prostitution scandal in the Secret Service in Colombia. As you also know, this prostitution scandal involves male Secret Service agents pandering to female prostitutes. In other words, anyone with an IQ above an amoebas IQ knows that this is a heterosexual scandal (sit down), BUT, Tony Perkins thinks this is all caused by -- wait for it -- teh gheys!
That's right. A heterosexual prostitution scandal is caused by gay people. To be specific this heterosexual prostitution scandal is caused by gay people in the military. I am not sure how to react to this. It makes absolutely no sense at all, but apparently, gay people --- the mere presence of us -- causes straight people to do all kinds of heterosexual naughty stuff. I don't know. I am trying but it hurts my brain too much to attempt to make sense of this. I guess that gay people caused heterosexual secret servicemen to engage in some kind of homosexuality by proxy by having sex with female prostitutes----AAAARGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH. That doesn't work either.
Here's his reasoning:
President Obama shouldn't be surprised that the Secret Service solicited prostitutes during a trip to Columbia, Tony Perkins says, because that's what happens when you repeal the "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
"You cannot maintain moral order if you are willing to allow a few things to slide," said Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, on his radio show.
The comments, caught by Right Wing Watch, came during a discussion about why Republicans should do more on "the homosexuality issue," as fellow commentator Janet Mefferd put it.
Got that? If you allow a few things (homosexuality) slide (in and out) by not persecuting gay people, then surely what logically follows is that straight men can no longer control themselves and they'll start pandering to prostitutes.
My brain is burning.