It's on! Mitt's shaking his campaign clean. His first casualty? Kris Kobach; he's been demoted from an Advisor to "Supporter." Why? Because Mitt suddenly realized he needs the Latino vote.
When my dreams come true and Romney loses to Obama in November, maybe as a consolation prize I'll invent him a hybrid Etch-A-Sketch-Shake-Weight-Dumbbell...
He can sell it to rich, choose-to-stay-at-home moms so they can tone their flabby arms.