Parrots were spotted in Barrow, Alaska today. “It don't mean nothing,” said an oil field biologist.
Once again, US troops killed a bunch of people somewhere for some reason. “It's a turning point for the American mission,” said some dummy.
Drone strikes took out a small group of homegrown terrorists in downtown Seattle today along with an undisclosed number of innocent bystanders. “You're gonna have collateral damage,” said a government spokesperson.
Some Republican Senator (major league asshole IOWs) came out today and said, “People earning less than a million dollars a year shouldn't be allowed to breathe the air...our air.”
A Democratic Senator (somewhat lesser asshole IOWs) responded, “On this side of the aisle, we recognize the right to breathe all the way down to the hundred k level.”
In other news...
The Occupy Everywhere Movement has taken over the entire west coast of the United States and is moving east.
And on a historical note, of course Elvis wanted to be in the DEA. He knew who had the good dope.
That's Your Fucked Up World Today.
P.S. Trigger warnings on the tip jar video.