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Hi boys and girls, I'm back!

Here on capitol hill to keep you Cyber-Snuggly!

We tried with SOPA, then with PIPA, and now, with CISPA . . .

. . . and if this one doesn't work, we'll keep trying-- maybe through SNOOPA, PEEKA or ARRESTYA!

Some cyberterror sympathizers say this new bill is about dumping existing privacy laws and snooping without court orders.

I say it's about keeping you snuggly and secure.  Mweeheeheehee!

Don't worry, though.  Private companies will only share your information with the government if it's for "Cyber-Security."

Which, just to be on the safe side, is pretty much Cyber-ANYTHING!  Mweeheehee!

It's not like any of these companies would do anything to violate your privacy, right?

And if they do, we'll fine them . . . twenty-five THOUSAND dollars. . .

So, I hope little Timmy in Room 403 didn't use the internet to say his lab partner is the bomb.  Because that sounds pretty cyber-attacky to me!

(And should probably be shared with the NSA, mweeheeheehee!)

But don't get paranoid, Timmy.  We're just here keeping you snuggly and secure.

. . . And I won't even mention the domestic drone authorizations, mweeheeheehee!

Originally posted to Comics on Thu Apr 26, 2012 at 06:50 AM PDT.

Also republished by DKOMA and Daily Kos.

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