One day presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney met House Speaker John Boehner. It started out cordial but they got into a bit of a disagreement. It went something like this.
Speaker Boehner: Hi Mitt, what's up?
Romney: Golly, how are ya John?
Boehner: I'm great, look at me, I'm glowing.
Romney: Yes, that soft peachy tint suits you.
Boehner: What? I'm not peach, I'm orange!
Romney: You can say that if you want John, but everyone knows I'm truly orange.
Boehner: You call that pale tan of yours orange?!
Romney: I am Severely Orange!
Boehner: But look at me! I'm a fucking Oompa Loompa, dammit!!!
Romney: Good point.