The GOP elite wail
"Please, please don't make this about social issues"
Republicans must evolve on gay rights or risk political extinction, a top GOP pollster warns leading establishment figures in a revealing new memo.
The Evangelicals scream back
"Fight, fight, Fight."
Evangelicals and social conservatives are urging Republicans to make the fight against same-sex marriage an election-year priority and go after President Obama over his new-found support for the cause. So far, the GOP establishment is resisting.
"Let's talk about the Economy"
"No, no, no, back to the kitchen with women"
"Look, we cant win on that."
"Teh Gays are taking away my marriage, persecute them!"
"Look, we really need you to calm down a touch."
"Just say no to Sharia!"
"We must have a big tent."
"Send the illegals back!"
"We cannot upset everyone"
"Stop persecuting Christians!"
"Who woke these people up?"
"Reagan, Reagan, Reagan!"
There was I thinking thinking that on this side of the aisle we were having some interesting debates.
;-)