Since Independents are the key to any significant political realignment, and since Independents like to think of themselves as "Neutral Uncommitted Observers" -- I thought taking a page from Jeff Foxworthy -- using humor, might be one way to appeal to their sleepy sensibilities ... This next election needs to become more than just another "Whatever" to them.
So I introduce to you a Theme to run with (just don't carry any scissors, when you do):
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think Millionaires are Taxed enough already.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think a McJob is a life-long career move.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think of Lottery Tickets as an investment plan.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think Big Oil has our best interests in mind.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think Schools, Roads, and Clean Water -- all grow on Trees.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think Health Care is something everyone can afford.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think your Public Medicare is NOT a Government program.
You just might be a Republican if ...
You think Fox News -- is either fair, or balanced.
You just might be a Republican if ...
If you think Corporate Raider Mitt Romney, actually cares about "creating jobs".
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Well you get the idea. I'm sure your Foxworthy appeals to your Indies friends and associates, will be much more humorous than mine.
Humor is an effective pathway to persuasion ...
Why do think even Republicans, can't stand their stuffed suit Nit Romney?
Because he's always thinking, but has yet to utter, the magic words: "Whatever!"
"Wanna bet ten thousand bucks" ... that he eventually does?