OK, it ain't actually the Holy Prepuce, it's the actual blood of Ronald Reagan:
A vial that reportedly contains blood drawn from President Reagan on the day he was shot in 1981 will not be auctioned off to the highest bidder after all.
The online bidding, which as we reported Tuesday had drawn sharp condemnation from officials at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Foundation, has been halted. According to PFC Auctions, the British firm that was handling the sale, the person who put the vial on consignment is instead donating it to the Reagan foundation.
The bidding reached in excess of 35 Grand.
Raiders of the lost art, this isn't.
While I do think that Republicans have been eager to send society backwards from modernity, I am stunned that they appear to want to go back to before the age of enlightenment.