Is this what happened, what really happened to the Republican party when nobody was watching too closely for a generation? The secret may have been inadvertently leaked to the public.
The secret may have been revealed at 1:15 in the trailer of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, a new movie coming out in June.
The money quote: "It's time vampires got a nation of our own."
It's just too much of a coincidence to be ignored.