Since we've been hearing from many adults on the controversial subject of feeding babies, and since babies appear to be an interested party in this debate, I set out to interview a baby on the subject. I brought my special Baby Interpreter with me (BI) who translated Baby Language into English.
JR: Hi Baby, now you do realize, do you not, that feeding babies often involves the female breast which, of course, creates the controversy?
BI: FEED ME, NOW!! (repeated several times)
JR: Yes, of course, Baby, if you could just answer a few more questions. Now some women are wearing military uniforms, and should not engage in "unprofessional" conduct while in uniform. Do you have any thoughts on this serious matter regarding National Defense?
BI: FEED ME, NOT LATER, NOW! (and repeated)
JR: But first, this question, please, Baby. Do you realize that the female breast is usually seen only in private, or in the pages of Playboy magazine, and is considered obscene when exposed in public, even a glimpse from under a blanket?
BI: FEED ME, FEED ME, FEED ME (repeated, repeated, repeated)
This interview was ended for obvious reasons.
But it does seems plain to this reporter, that what the Babies need is their own Baby Lobby to demand the right to be fed anytime and anywhere 24/7. Now, if only they had their own billionaire to fund such a lobby.