Meet Caiden Cowder.
The future of AM hate radio. Or not.
Although thankfully limited to the internets, he has interviewed such luminaries as Herman Cain and John Raese, a wingnut perennial candidate in West Virginia who is once again running for Senate.
His website is a study in right wing paranoia, with a particular emphasis on homophobia. Must be rough being a 14 year old conservative when them hormones are running hot.
"Homosexuality is a belief," Cowger, who has previously interviewed former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain, declares. "The person is not born that way, no matter what Lady Gaga says...it is a decision."
And ignorant to boot.
Here he describes for us in great detail the President's secret plan to persuade youngsters to turn from God and make the choice to be gay.
(h/t:madhaus)
From this, we can see that among the things he need to work on, like critical thinking, tolerance, and a divorce from hate, is command of the English language.
On his Facebook page, Cowger cites Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck as his influences, but professes, "I make up my own mind. People don't do that for me. I can make deside [sic] my own beliefs."
A matter effect [sic] my mom was a democrat! I know scarry [sic] right?”
Scary, indeed.