Reacting to the news that he dressed up in a Michigan State Police uniform, provided by his then Michigan governor father, Mitt Romney today accused President Obama of having dressed up in a Michigan State Police uniform, provided by his then Michigan governor father:
The fact that Barrack Hussein Obama would dress up as an American police officer is astounding and offensive. He violated the public trust by abusing and frightening his friends' dates, female students at the nearby female prep school, and innocent American motorists alike. This clearly disqualifies him for office and is, to be frank, weird and creepy. I mean, who would do something like that? Some sicko who knew he could just call his governor daddy if he ever got caught, that's who...."
When a reporter noted that Obama's father was never the governor of Michigan and could not have provided him with a state police uniform, Romney called for a chair, sat down, crossed and recrossed his legs several times and said "This is an unusual Interview. Let's start over." He then rose and left the room, ignoring the questions of the gathered reporters.
When a reporter asked a campaign aide about Romney's own experiences dressing up in a Michigan State Police uniform, provided by his then Michigan governor father, the replied, "What, that? That's just a harmless, youthful prank. Remember, we brought out Anne to tell you what a wild and crazy prankster Mr Romney is."