By doodabides at 2012-06-14
Well gang, it looks like the president's hobnobbing and fundraising with George Clooney and all of the Hollywood elite has paid off big time! I have some great insider information that a retelling of story of America's favorite senator from Illinois is about to hit the big screen next weekend!
And what a great story it is... the trials and tribulations of a populist president, tasked with trying to preserve the Union of America during one of its worst and most racially divisive civil wars. And as if that wasn't enough, to fight a secret war against the forces of evil... the underground vampire capitalists, determined to suck the nation and the world dry.
By doodabides at 2012-06-14
Of course, I have the insider scoop and all the juicy movie stills!
By doodabides at 2012-06-14
A man from poor and humble beginnings rises to greatness in the service of his country from the state of Illinois... then rises to the more important call of trying to reunite a country....
By doodabides at 2012-06-14
...and protect it from a vast army of darkness by night!
By doodabides at 2012-06-14
Armed only with the legendary "budget axe" that the vampire capitalists desperately wish to steal for their own dark purposes...
By doodabides at 2012-06-14
Bring the popcorn and the holy water, it's going to get exciting and messy!