I write political Manifestos because they are quick and dirty and they get the job done. Follow me below the Orange Swirly if you care to read mine. I do not flatter myself that I am as important or brilliant as the Folks who wrote the Ten Most Famous Manifestos below.
1.The Bible and the Ten Commandmentshttp://geoffmcdonald.com/...
2.The US Declaration of Independence
3.Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream speech
4.The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
5.FT Marinetti’s Futurist Manifesto
6.Andre Breton’s Surrealist Manifesto
7.John F Kennedy’s Land a Man on the Moon speech
8.Russell – Einstein Manifesto to question the use of Nuclear Weapons
9.Chris Locke, Doc Searls, David Weinberger and Rick Levine’s The Cluetrain Manifesto
10.Peter Fonda and Dennis Hoppers movie, Easy Rider
Speaking as a Feminazian and permanent resident of Feminazia, I say:
Support this Wonder Woman, this Lisa Brown who dared to say the Vagina word in Michigan. And up your giggy, Crash Limpballs.
I suggest Revolution a la Groucho.
I suggest staring intensely at the penis of every Republican male representative who walks into the State House in Michigan. Bring binoculars. Think cat focused on its prey.
Point the finger at their penis, and then whisper to each other. Occasionally say disconnected phrases in a loud voice like "small ones are so cute," or "it curves to the left," or "I think He is doing LuLu Lantana in the John" while waving vaguely and enthusiastically.
Or just point at their penis and say "Mr. Happy" or "Wee Willy Penis" and giggle behind Chinese fans you bring for the occasion. Whistle at the uptight bastids and throw flowers. If you have got a parasol, bring it. Or a feather boa. Large flowery hats are good too.
No Republican man can stand that for long. Laughter is mightier than the pen and the sword.
Fighting fire with fire works. I mean, if my VAGINA can be acted upon by the State, and I cannot be allowed to utter the word "vagina" in a debate in my own defense, I am definitely going to call a penis a Johnson, so to speak.