Skip to main content

I write political Manifestos because they are quick and dirty and they get the job done. Follow me below the Orange Swirly if you care to read mine. I do not flatter myself that I am as important or brilliant as the Folks who wrote the Ten Most Famous Manifestos below.

1.The Bible and the Ten Commandments
2.The US Declaration of Independence
3.Martin Luther King’s I Have a Dream speech
4.The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
5.FT Marinetti’s Futurist Manifesto
6.Andre Breton’s Surrealist Manifesto
7.John F Kennedy’s Land a Man on the Moon speech
8.Russell – Einstein Manifesto to question the use of Nuclear Weapons
9.Chris Locke, Doc Searls, David Weinberger and Rick Levine’s The Cluetrain Manifesto
10.Peter Fonda and Dennis Hoppers movie, Easy Rider

Speaking as a Feminazian and permanent resident of Feminazia, I say:

Support this Wonder Woman, this Lisa Brown who dared to say the Vagina word in Michigan. And up your giggy, Crash Limpballs.

I suggest Revolution a la Groucho.

I suggest staring intensely at the penis of every Republican male representative who walks into the State House in Michigan. Bring binoculars. Think cat focused on its prey.

Point the finger at their penis, and then whisper to each other. Occasionally say disconnected phrases in a loud voice like "small ones are so cute," or "it curves to the left," or "I think He is doing LuLu Lantana in the John" while waving vaguely and enthusiastically.

Or just point at their penis and say "Mr. Happy" or "Wee Willy Penis" and giggle behind Chinese fans you bring for the occasion. Whistle at the uptight bastids and throw flowers. If you have got a parasol, bring it. Or a feather boa. Large flowery hats are good too.

No Republican man can stand that for long. Laughter is mightier than the pen and the sword.

Fighting fire with fire works. I mean, if my VAGINA can be acted upon by the State, and I cannot be allowed to utter the word "vagina" in a debate in my own defense, I am definitely going to call a penis a Johnson, so to speak.

Your Email has been sent.
You must add at least one tag to this diary before publishing it.

Add keywords that describe this diary. Separate multiple keywords with commas.
Tagging tips - Search For Tags - Browse For Tags


More Tagging tips:

A tag is a way to search for this diary. If someone is searching for "Barack Obama," is this a diary they'd be trying to find?

Use a person's full name, without any title. Senator Obama may become President Obama, and Michelle Obama might run for office.

If your diary covers an election or elected official, use election tags, which are generally the state abbreviation followed by the office. CA-01 is the first district House seat. CA-Sen covers both senate races. NY-GOV covers the New York governor's race.

Tags do not compound: that is, "education reform" is a completely different tag from "education". A tag like "reform" alone is probably not meaningful.

Consider if one or more of these tags fits your diary: Civil Rights, Community, Congress, Culture, Economy, Education, Elections, Energy, Environment, Health Care, International, Labor, Law, Media, Meta, National Security, Science, Transportation, or White House. If your diary is specific to a state, consider adding the state (California, Texas, etc). Keep in mind, though, that there are many wonderful and important diaries that don't fit in any of these tags. Don't worry if yours doesn't.

You can add a private note to this diary when hotlisting it:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from your hotlist?
Are you sure you want to remove your recommendation? You can only recommend a diary once, so you will not be able to re-recommend it afterwards.
Rescue this diary, and add a note:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary from Rescue?
Choose where to republish this diary. The diary will be added to the queue for that group. Publish it from the queue to make it appear.

You must be a member of a group to use this feature.

Add a quick update to your diary without changing the diary itself:
Are you sure you want to remove this diary?
(The diary will be removed from the site and returned to your drafts for further editing.)
(The diary will be removed.)
Are you sure you want to save these changes to the published diary?

Comment Preferences

Subscribe or Donate to support Daily Kos.

Click here for the mobile view of the site